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So if we're buying Elanga for £50m, are they buying John Ruddy for £20m? #NUFC #NFFC

"confess your sins anonymously"

"So my name's John Major..."

Almost £1bn in debt. Almost in a relegation battle. Sacking tea ladies because they can't afford them. No Europe in sight.

£110m on 2 players in the first week of the window.

PSR working exactly as intended, I see.

Gonna be even funnier when Chelsea splash 100m on a Gyokeres or an Osimhen next week.

Eddie Howe granted Freedom of Newcastle - Newcastle United Newcastle United manager Eddie Howe has been awarded the Freedom of Newcastle – the city’s highest honour.

Granted the freedom of the club and the city in the same week. What a guy.

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I've just been sent one from FB

"I'm not one to jump to conclusions, but... STOP THE BOATS"

If jumping to conclusions was an olympic sport....

There's going to be a lot of Reform voters deleting their "doctor or engineer" or "guess the religion" comments on videos of that Liverpool parade incident.

Absolute cretins desperate for it to be a brown man to validate their racist beliefs.

The kid wearing a Sheffield Wednesday jacket over a Man City strip?

I'm with McAtee on this. And I haven't even played for Sheffield United.

James McAtee. Wants to leave City. Pep wants a smaller squad. Available for £25m.

We should be all over that. #NUFC

Man U winning just annoys Spurs fans. No one else will care.

Spurs winning annoys Man U and Arsenal fans.

It's a no-brainer.

This is the plot of a Bluey episode

I like it, but feel it would be more balanced with Newcastle along the top, United along the bottom, a small 18 on the left and a small 92 on the right

The Ref, in the stadium, with all the noise, gave a yellow.

That's a red #NUFC #NEWCHE

Looks like the old bloke from Home Alone

FUN FACT: Since 2019, Nigel Farage's Reform has taken more than £2.3 MILLION from oil and gas interests - making up an astonishing 92% of the party's donations.

Reform are NOT for ordinary people.

They're in the pockets of the big oil lobby.

Schar and Joelinton must play for villa given they've both been booked here.

Just give Jason Tindall Manager of the Year now #NUFC

Has always annoyed me when people have said GD is worth a point. It isn't.

Technically, it's worth half a point.

Does nothing if you're a point behind, but moves you up if level. Exactly like half a point would.

Aye, and I've dropped out the race for Sydney Sweeney.

Unless they're also designating the "European Union" as a country too, it's just a semantics mishap in the labelling of the column.

That administration has made some monumental cock ups recently, I don't think this is one of them.

Georgia, I love you, but wtf are you playing at sending this cretin to represent you?

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#nufc

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Bruce is an awful person, don't know why the media love to defend him.

Defending his own laziness by criticising Gayle's ability is absolutely pathetic.

We'll just not mention how 124 of those were sideways passes to Konsa, though.

Hang it in the Louvre #NUFC

BUILD. THE. STATUE. #NUFC

I never like cashing out, but.... #NUFC

That isn't what I said though is it?

We've known all along he had one, it ran out, and he doesn't have one now.

Nothing has "emerged" about him not having one.

The truth hasn't "emerged". The truth has been known all along - that he doesn't have one.