Krizak

Come now, if the games were any good, surely Konami would have kept making them on a regular basis.

Not even big, they’re a little flatter and wider than M&Ms but basically the same size.

First place goes to Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom. They get to have the top spot, but they have to share it.

Second place goes to Spirit Tracks, which is criminally underrated.

Third place goes to A Link Between Worlds, which I completed 100% within a week of getting it.

That's not what Canadian Smarties are at all. Canadian Smarties (which are actually sold across the world, just not in the States) are essentially M&Ms, but made with actually good chocolate.

If you see this, post a princess

You need a flying city? We shall provide! As we delve into the mysteries of our very creators, the Titans, gnomekind shall unveil their glorious masterpiece, the floating mechanical metropolis, Neo-Gnomeregan!

A road sign from episode 44 of DragonBall Z Abridged. It lists: - North City - 125 KM (arrow pointing to the left) - East City - 245 KM (arrow pointing up) - South City - 145 KM (arrow pointing up) - Nicky Town - 45 KM (arrow pointing down and slightly to the right)

A four-panel scene from Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones in which Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala have a conversation while sitting in a grassy field. Panel 1: Anakin says, “Monster of the week means there’s a new monster every week.” Panel 2: Padmé replies with a big smile, “To have sex with, right?” Panel 3: Anakin just looks at Padmé with pointed silence. Panel 4: No longer smiling, Padmé repeats, “To have sex with, right?”

At least the appendix itself didn't rupture. I know from personal though ancient experience that that is no fun. Good luck on the recovery!

I feel like gaming companies, at least, do understand this, but rather than produce a series of gaming experiences over the course of someone’s childhood, they’d rather create one live-service game that the child plays over their entire childhood and beyond.

He's a malware researcher and LLMs may well be the most malicious software ever created, software that seeks to replace all human labour and creativity with artificially stupid slop. LLMs are absolutely in Marcus' field.

If they’re opposing the players in Helldivers, they ARE the good guys.

Gay would be cool, though.

Perhaps the World's Greatest Rat would have had a chance of breaking into the Top 4, but Ratigan made it clear how he felt about that title.

Unfortunately, Pikachu does not learn Revival Blessing, only the Pikaclone Pawmot.

I think that the actual reason Horses was denied by so many storefronts was that it was named "Horses." It would show up in any search for "horses" on the storefront, including the searches of little girls whose parents have not set up filters.

Messed up that nobody could just say that, though.

Yes, yes, one day it shall be Mary who is the main character of Dumbing of Age! Her day shall come!

Unless the corporation is using AI to make the garbage, human beings still put effort into that thing. The result may not end up being palatable to most, but it is still a worthy creation that deserves to exist.

You should raise your friendship with that miqo’te so she can evolve into a Sylveon.

He uses it to justify increasingly improbable skills as the movie progresses.

Flying a helicopter? Three sisters.

Centring his soul to ward against the villain’s dark arts? Three sisters.

Building a nuclear weapon from scratch? Three. Sisters.

Ryan, I think you made a mistake and posted a photo of D.B. Cooper, the legendary criminal who is in no way related to you.

My attachment to each Nintendo franchise:

🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Earthbound
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Metroid
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Star Fox
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 Mario
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Rhythm Heaven
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 WarioWare
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Donkey Kong
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Kirby
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Pokémon
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 F-Zero
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Zelda
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 Fire Emblem
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Pikmin
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Animal Crossing
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Splatoon
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Xenoblade

I don’t. Nobody should be jailed. He should be made to work thousands upon thousands of hours upon projects that actually benefit people. Make him build affordable housing for immigrants, really drive it home for him.

It is completely normal to fall out of love with a piece of media.

It is completely abnormal to then continue to spend time in the fandom spaces of said piece of media and complain about it every chance you get.

If I stop liking something, I say my piece and move on. Number 2s do not move on.

“Oh, you’re called ICE? What if you literally were?”

A black silhouette of movie seats on a white background, with the characters from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 in three of them: the robot Tom Servo on the left, the human Joel Robinson in the middle pointing up at the screen, and the robot Crow T. Robot on the right. At the bottom is the caption “DICK SUNSET.”

“Damn it, Tim, who gave you permission to mess with our shared fence!?”

Now I understand why this sort of thing works in Metal Gear Solid.

Unfortunately, that would kinda start a war, which would be especially bad when we're one of the things on the Big List of Things Trump Wants.

Grant you, that doesn’t explain why Kai is on a streaming service at all. Perhaps any legal issues withered in the presence of Disney’s legal team.