Matt Guerrero

people on CNN right now keep saying "this is NOT the party of Ronald Reagan" as if being "the party of Ronald Reagan" is good, or as if this is not the logical continuation of everything Ronald Reagan stood for

This shit would have done numbers on old Twitter.

But what do the interdimensional aliens think of the new Mitski single?

Joke Barbie poster

Joke Barbie poster

Joke Barbie poster

Joke Barbie poster

Frightened men have been whimpering about the Barbie movie. TechnicallyRon took their one-star reviews from Letterboxd and put them on movie posters because it makes the film seem even cooler.

Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning is all an elaborate ruse by Tom Cruise to get Pom Klementieff to step on him.

Timmy Chalamet in the upcoming Wonka movie, wearing a brown top hat, a dark red overcoat, and a multicolored vest and scarf

Wonderful iconic legend Gonzo the Great in A Muppet Christmas story, ALSO wearing a brown top hat, a red overcoat, and a multicolored scarf and vest. he is clearly wearing it better

timothee chalamet you will never have the nonbinary swag of Gonzo the Great

black & white webcomic by smee_bucket (@smee_bucket on ig) panel 1: lion king satire. mufasa, the powerful reigning lion ruler of the pride lands, hangs off a cliff, his foreclaws digging into the ledge. “scar help me I’m slipping,” he says panel 2: scar, his lithe, villainous (and gay-coded) brother, leers at mufasa and says “self care is cutting toxic people out of your life” 3: mufasa’s eyes bulge in shock and anger. “WHAT” 4: exterior shot of cliff as scar pushes mufasa off the cliff. “YOU ARE SO VALID,” scar assures mufasa. “what the heck”, a falling mufasa mutters 5: cut to bottom of the canyon. mufasa lies dead on the ground. his cub son simba is at this side, tears streaming down his little face. scar stands over them and gloats. “good vibes only,” he pronounces. 6: scar, having usurped his brother’s throne, now surveys his holdings atop pride rock. his hyena minions look up at him adoringly. “this sparks joy,” he purrs.

Gonna keep this my only Thread.

Dial of Destiny is two movies: the first one ain’t any good and the second one whips.

Nicholson in the Departed: “Roll in it until you’re numb.”

[holding some bullshit root vegetable that barely tastes like anything by itself up to the camera] now these things are absolutely jam-packed with flavor. absolutely beautiful

Is the Jeff Garlin on Never Have I Ever the real dude or are they using the CG model from The Goldbergs?

Simply solution to Hollywood’s woes: just make all movies Spider-Verse.

44 years young today

this is so good

“I wish they’d make a film adaptation of Zelda…”

::monkey’s paw curls::

Thinking about the day in 1993 when some drip my mom was dating showed us an episode of Beavis and Butthead so he could launch into some rant about the end of civilization and then all me and my mom could talk about on the way home was how great Beavis and Butthead was.

Yeah he definitely was a big name in the group that led to the declassified info dump of a few years ago. Also, that post raises all kinds of concerns, one conspiracy theory can lead to so many rabbit holes, and if you manage to actually find some credence to one then God help you with the others.

What’s wild is that time proved Tom right.

My dude never heard of Michael Dukakis

Twist: that’s actually Macaulay Culkin from The Good Son.

Sketch of Kurt and baby Frances Bean

It's that time of the year again

Found the perfect birthday gift for Tony Soprano

One of the great storytellers in any medium.

There is much rejoicing in heaven when one who has fallen rises again.

Between Succession and Barry, I’d give the winner of the Great Finale Night to Barry, if only because Succession’s perfection came as no surprise whereas I had no idea how Barry was going to pull anything meaningful out of this mess of a season and they nailed it.