BLESS YOU FOR THIS π€©
You have put to rest the canon compliance lawsuit that was happening in my brain π
@cineastette.bsky.social
i am here for one thing, and that thing is radiostatic ao3: pinescipher tumblr: cineastette
BLESS YOU FOR THIS π€©
You have put to rest the canon compliance lawsuit that was happening in my brain π
I had the exact same impression from the Poison shoot!
I know Vel makes the Love Potion & I *also* had it in my head that Valβs saliva was part of the formula, but when I sat down to verify that, I suddenly could not find anything and I was just likeβ¦βIs it possible this was fanon all along?β π΅βπ«
They really donβt - at least not explicitly! I certainly got that impression myself based on what we see in canon, but when I sat down to verify it for fic writing purposes I was just likeβ¦β¦..
is it possible this been a collective fanon delusion or was there a con lore drop at some point?
quick question for the #valentino stans:
is the idea that his smoke/saliva functions as an aphrodisiac just a common fanon assumption or is it like, an actual piece of lore that viv shared with someoneβs sisterβs cousinβs brother at a convention one time?
#hazbinhotel #hellaverse
i truly do not understand how they packed so many incredible shots/angles/camera movements into the mere 1:13 of vox dei
my mouth? agape every time
the fact that iβm *NOT* the only experienced clicker trainer in the radiostatic fandom is fucking hilarious to me & i hope @l3wdsc0ut.bsky.social continues this AU forever
itβs what karen pryor would have wanted (itβs not)
me, currently in a certification program for dog trainers, stumbling across this on my feed:
03.02.2026 17:39 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this post just unlocked a forgotten core memory of eating apples and peanut butter from that exact plate while i watched rainbow brite & now iβm going to be in a nostalgia spiral for the rest of the day π
02.02.2026 19:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DUDE ME EITHER π Iβm currently sitting on 3 other fic updates that I canβt bring myself to read yet because I already hit my angst quota for the week with ch. 9 alone
this is totally fine and iβm very normal about these two idiots, how dare you suggest otherwise π₯
Also, I know this one is kind of a stretch to apply here, but I have been mentally composing an edit to WAOLOM for *days* - specifically to this chunk of the lyrics because itβs giving me βS3 Voxβ vibes in the depths of my bonesssss π
02.02.2026 18:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I LOVE IT SO MUCH - MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS ARE COLLIDING AND I AM HAVING A βMIGHT OF LILITHβ SIZED CRASH OUT
THE SHEER ANGST CONSUMES MEEEEEE πππ
i knew i was making a dangerous call when i finally sat down with chapter 9 of @vcheriee.bsky.socialβs βBarkeep, another whiskeyβ but i really wanted to read the update and i truly thought i was as prepared as i could getβ¦β¦
chat, i was NOT ready and now i need to go cry in a dark room
#radiostatic
you know who really stays winning?
everyone with monetized YouTube channels that had the foresight to upload βDonβt Say Yes Until I Finish Talkingβ before S2 dropped π
the version that i keep looping has hundreds of thousands of new views since October (and only a few thousand were from me)
FOR YOU, I WOULD RUIN MYSELF A MILLION LITTLE TIMES πΆππΆ
30.01.2026 17:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A GOD-TIER COMBINATION π€©
(andplusalso you will never convince me that Actually Romantic wasnβt intended as a gift for #radiostatic shippers specifically π)
(to be clear, i am the rare combination of both hazbin obsessive and also a swiftie and i mean this in an extremely complimentary way)
29.01.2026 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the feeling you get from discovering things about the #hazbinhotel/#hellaverse canon by dissecting the merch drops is literally the same feeling that comes from finding easter eggs in a taylor swift music video, itβs just in a different font π€·ββοΈ
29.01.2026 22:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0this tweet is how i learned that the bluesky app was out of date on my phone and i literally physically did not have a bookmark button that i was supposed to have π€£
29.01.2026 18:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0itβs such a different reaction than i had in like, the SPN fandom, where i would watch convention live streams with the actors & creators
with hazbin, iβm just tired, smoking a joint in my underwear like βi am begging yβall not to say something that will take away my last shred of joyβ
lowkey me, every time i see that a new interview has come out from anyone involved with hazbinβs production in any way:
29.01.2026 18:10 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i canβt figure out how to save posts privately on bluesky, so iβm gonna quote this because i need it to live forever in my timeline #radiostatic
29.01.2026 17:56 β π 23 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0it truly is EXQUISITE π©βπ³π€π
iβve been a fan of Christian Borle since SMASH & Something Rotten, but truthfully i think he was always meant to play the insane TV man and bring to life all of the ridiculous lines that live rent free in my head
scientists need to study whatever drug christian borle injected into his delivery of βiβm the master and youβre my bottomest bitchβ
#radiostatic #voxal #hazbinhotel
this almost made me spit out my coffee πππ
28.01.2026 17:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0omg i am so honored!!! π₯Ή
(honestly, i thought about tagging Viv to make her answer for her crimes π€£ she knew exactly what she was doing when she brought this man into the world)
canβt believe i kept a meat sack alive for 3 decades just for a couple of pounds of grey matter at the top of it to wake up one day and say: βyou are going to become irreparably & wildly obsessed with the egomanical bisexual tv man to the detriment of everything else in your lifeβ
#vox #hazbinhotel
iβm too old & mentally ill to have a favorite character whose nickname is virtually indistinguishable from the evil technology using all of our water and killing our minds
like, do you mean βfuck AIβ in a βviva la human creativityβ way, or do you mean you want the Radio Demon to get plowed? π€
dude, ive seen the magic you worked on the shok.wav costume and i have full faith that you will crush this too!!!
26.01.2026 17:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the fact that iβve only read one fic in which #vox is subjected to an explanation of #omegaverse after his vox dei performance is an absolute CRIME against humanity.
iβm just a girl, standing in front of the #hazbinhotel fandom, asking more of you to step up and scandalize the evil tv man πΊπ