Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers

this looks like a bad photochop is this seriously real

this specifically models old lettersetting, right?

this is so legitimately incredible

I don’t know, Jim. There’s obviously something wrong with him.

"vote for the asshole"

wow that is a hell of a tag line

A big wide angle view of a pasture that is hopelessly empty and boring except for a small cow at a small table with tools on it in the middle of the bottom of the frame. The cow, table, tools, and barn behind it are a consistent art style, while the added silos, landscape, and clouds surrounding the tiny focus of the image appear to be a slightly different and worse art style.

finally got my tickets to see cow tools at the sphere

jesus that's grim

shrieking

trying to top the bruce lee scene by having booth challenge miles davis to a trumpet-off seems...ill advised

the fuck

"hey man they really got combos in here?"
"i smelled them downwind"

im not reposting that ai interview thing but holy shit man

*eyeing the complimentary dish of snack sized bags of lays potato chips*

as someone who’s watched oleanna i simply cannot believe david mamet had this heel turn in him oh wait i forgot i watched oleanna

you numbskulls what did you think this guy was about

gdi

oh my god

smoke just out here putting on a clinic

Letterboxd poster image for Desplechin's film JIMMY P., featuring Benicio Del Toro (left) and Mathieu Amalric (right)

"Yes but why were zey shooting at my ceiling?"

i mean if my last name was "dunt" i "dunt" think i'd be getting laid either

coen brothers ass name

that metropolis dust jacket is a+ worldbuilding design

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i think he literally found out he’s [redacted]ing and he wants to clear his name last minute and also Push The Button before it happens

looking forward to the question interrogating the other two guys' relationships with class and wealth vis a vis crime fighting

what's the german word for the 20 seconds of repeated dialogue after every commercial break on a bravo reality tv show

probably my favorite theater experience ever. horrified groans and then absolute silence. america didn't know how comic books worked yet. truly a once in a lifetime moment.

i saw silence of the lambs in the theaters and during the night vision sequence stg there were people running up and down the aisles in feverish anxiety

Just went and got one of those Chris Ware 250th USPS stamp sheets and it's friggin beautiful. Suitable for framing.

holy shit

you gotta figure though that getting all six on the board will like delete half your opponents' deck rounding up or something