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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers

@benjaminbirdie.bsky.social

I’ll see to it you don’t get apricot one.

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The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

25.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 1549    🔁 325    💬 12    📌 13

im just grazing the nyt feed and its so funny to see them treat this like it’s a real president like the rest of history. “could be taking a risk!” you mean gunning americans down in the street hm maybe

25.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when i sit up and realize it’s time to feed the dog and walk towards the kitchen the paradise theme piano loop plays in my head

25.02.2026 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh my GOD

24.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Epic Handshake Meme:

Handshake: "OH MY MY, OH HELL YES"

Bicep 1: TOM PETTY
(AFFIRMATIVELY)

Bicep 2: E.B. FARNUM (PROBABLY)

Epic Handshake Meme: Handshake: "OH MY MY, OH HELL YES" Bicep 1: TOM PETTY (AFFIRMATIVELY) Bicep 2: E.B. FARNUM (PROBABLY)

24.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 34    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

i will have lived in TWO places named in song titles from this album. would you believe im a ten minute walk from hawthorne right now?

24.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Minneapolis by that dog
YouTube video by oh re Minneapolis by that dog

welp
just got our application approved for an apartment in
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9XR...

24.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a man with his eyes closed says " way better " in front of a city skyline ALT: a man with his eyes closed says " way better " in front of a city skyline
24.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

literal lol

24.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i mean, it's not just that they're bad at making new logos, the fundamental design decisions they make are totally awful. like...that side copy? every single choice they made about that was the worst possible one

24.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

notice how he never gets up for anything anymore? curious to see what standing for three hours is gonna do. (curious enough to read about it later not watch it lol come on)

24.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his fist in the air ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his fist in the air
24.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

also always give it up for brush mustache guy's "A FRIDGE TOO FAR!"

24.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

immaculate voice performance

24.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

there's so so so SO many but the one that echoes in my head the most is barely a joke, it's just my favorite delivery from my favorite episode. it just has so much naturalism to it. i love it so much.

24.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is standing in a bedroom and asking how many sandwiches have you made for me ALT: a woman is standing in a bedroom and asking how many sandwiches have you made for me
24.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman with a surprised look on her face is shown on bravo ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face is shown on bravo
24.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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old playlist YOUNG FOLKS: TWEE INDIE 2004-2009 – cute and cozy, childlike whimsy, and vintage vibes as twee aesthetics entered the mainstream in the second half of the 00s

🌸 Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/2pp...
🌼 Apple music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
🌺 YouTube www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

24.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 39    🔁 8    💬 7    📌 5
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a man is standing in front of a sign that says " yes " ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says " yes "
24.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no apology needed! i have plenty to catch up on!

24.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

patience, lol. i'll buy clutch dc at the lcs and wait for everything else to hit the apps. with DC putting KO up day 1, it's pretty easy. i might get a rare single on NI but it's a bummer to say goodbye to the big high value marvel collections/omnibuses coming out. i dont trust NI being around lol

24.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Join the Sweet Shop waitlist! Claim your username and be among the first to enter Sweet Shop.

30 seconds into the beta and I've already found a UX holy grail: showing what individual issues are in a collection right in the thumbnail. i love sweet shop!!!!!!
sweetshop.app/join/1Ogx42

24.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

i definitely will! thank you!! this already looks amazing!!

24.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

!!
you know i will!!

24.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

honestly now i kinda wanna see a physical 100 but for heisting

24.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fandom for sure insufferable (and i run blizzard cold on mulligan) but i still think it's worth it for all the vic michaelis alone

24.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i haven't!

UNTIL TODAY

24.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

probably a bad idea to fully stop buying comixology stuff before @sweetdotdev.bsky.social launched

i haven't read a image comic this whole year

;_;

24.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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2026 Wolf Care Auction | ClickBid Event Fundraising

Hey just figured I'd let you know the international wolf center in Ely is doing it's wolf care auction. Some of the knitted stuff has last years wolf shed.
cbo.io/app/public/b...

24.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

OMG I LOVE THE IWC

24.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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