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Outlook feature request: if you include a distribution list with more than 500 people, it should ask if you're sure.

CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery.

America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.

Watch and share his message.

Practically the only thing I remember from taking Latin is that "alumni" are men and "alumnae" are women. 😆

There’s a nonzero chance you will die from a cancer that could have been curable because people who couldn’t pass 7th grade biology and are scared of things like “mRNA” and “riboflavin” and “walkable cities” decided to make their ignorance everybody else’s problem

Brown pitbull in the backseat of a car. His name is Brownie and he's wearing a bandana with fish on it.

This is Brownie!

Can we finally just call Murkowski a MAGA acolyte and stop giving her a chance to pretend she's anything else?

The spam texts are getting profound...

As our nation girds for possible Iranian terrorist attacks, this is the person Trump put in charge of terrorism prevention.

22 years old. Recent work experience: landscaping/grocery clerk.

Never worked a day in counter-terrorism. But he’s a BIG Trump fan. So he got the job.

Donald Trump wearing his signature orange tan looking like a stupid idiot.

Porta potty the same shade of orange as the dickhead’s tan.

trump and his cabinet as porta potties: thread

"Time check" is the safe word for corporate meetings.

News: This weekend's rallies were the largest mass protest in the history of mankind.

Me: Mankind... that word should have a new meaning for all of us today.

#TodayWeCelebrateOurIndepenceDay

Pour one out for the weekend editors at the @nytimes.com. So much live news today.

LOL this is what I got when I went to look at the release notes today.

Stakeholder: We'd like to warn people before they create duplicate Opportunities in Salesforce.

Me: No problem! Salesforce has duplicate matching built in.

Salesforce: No duplicate matching for Opportunities.

Me: 🤬🤬🤬

All the way at the bottom of the page is a language selection drop-down.

Almost every time I say I worked at a company with 4 devs and no admins, people ask me how I survived. I always try to tell people that it's totally possible to live your career as an #AwesomeAdmin

The fact that the Costco app doesn't have an option to order snacks in-app while I'm in the checkout line is malpractice.

Dear MAGA,

Look up "Operation Paperclip" to find a list of scientists and engineers the US desperately needed to keep US space program craft from blowing up.

Then read their countries of origin.

...

I'll wait.

Beyond parody.

I was interviewing someone for a job today. When I asked if he had any questions at the end, he asked me about my Salesforce Developers Podcast appearance from almost 3 years ago. Gotta respect that level of research for an interview.

@joshbirk.bsky.social

The most unbelievable thing about the new Mission: Impossible movie is that the US Navy would be afraid of the Adm. Kuznetsov operating nearby. It's more likely that the Kuznetsov would lose power and drift into a US carrier than it would successfully attack one.

Me: I have a problem and need support.
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Me: Yes. Here is the problem I have.
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Me: Yes. [sends email]
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oh was a run for governor 17-years-old?

I'm sure there is a list of projects that NJ Transit would live to do but can't without shutting down service. Now is your chance!

The people at @theverge.com have been consistently not hedging in their reporting and it's why I'm happy to subscribe!

I'm sure that Dick Wolf is somewhere writing the pilot for "Chicago Pope" as we speak.

I was really looking forward to @crooked.com giving Jan Schakowsky equal time and finding out when she was too online this week...