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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

One thing progressives have got to get better at is not letting conservatives constantly redefine words. I mean, for example, the way so many people on the left now use terms like "woke" and "triggered" in the pejorative sense that conservatives use them, rather than using their original meaning.

"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.

Suffice it to say Domi still isn't an NHL C.

The 1st and 3rd line won their mins at 5v5.

Tavares line 57.1% xG.
Roy line 55.4% xG.

The Domi line was at 25.6% xG.

The Lorentz line had 0%, but they only gave up .058 xGA and 1 shot on goal in 4 minutes.

Moneypuck xG plot showing LAK and TOR relatively even through roughly 2 and a half periods with TOR ahead 3-2, before LAK pushed hard in the 3rd, and scored to tie before winning the game in OT. Final xG in all situations was 3.42 for LAK and 2.07 for TOR.

So that loss was a bit of a kick in the teeth.

Much better effort overall, until the Kings pushed midway through the 3rd and they just sort of folded.

They were playing them pretty even in xG terms and defending on, but that one 3rd period shift where the Kings tied the game was brutal.

another loss

Is Berube Fired Yet Dot Com

student of the game

Nylander and Knies are tied with Cale Makar for 4th in the NHL with 17 assists.

1 behind MacKinnon, McDavid and Malkin who have 18 and are tied for 1st.

Tavares' 11 goals also tie him for 4th in the NHL.

Knies is up to 17 assists and 22 pts through 18 gp.

Tavares is up to 11 goals and 23 pts through 18 gp.

Nylander has 17 assists and 25 pts in only his 15th gp.

All 3 are top 10 in NHL scoring.

A lot of their defensive zone coverage seems hope-based and they don't know how to sort out back-checks. It's crazy

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That's a lot of Style

This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both (TT: melissamilne)

Dapple the fluffy chihuahua mix sits on an exam table and poses for a photo with a person named Dr. Dean who is wearing black scrubs and a fish patterned bandana on their head. Dr. Dean is smiling, and so is Dapple.

a fluffy white chihuahua and spaniel mix with brown speckles on her forehead rests on a gray couch. she's facing the camera with squinted eyes and her tongue hanging out of the left side of her mouth because she has no teeth to hold it in.

Dapple is being held be her new human. they both look at the camera. Dapple's left ear is standing straight up while the other remains floppy.

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a very grumpy little brussels griffon with black and tan fur and big ears is laying in a fluffy dog bed and absolutely scowling at you. his mouth is a downturned arch that would be classified as a rainbow shape in any more positive context, and he’s squinting directly at you, challenging this unnecessary disruption. the green dog bed he’s laying on looks (probably coincidentally?) exactly like the fur of oscar the grouch.

This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)

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Morning Skate | 18/82

This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)

people are focusing on the scary part ("AI-generated") but why, why on Earth, would I want content "from users"

I understand why they do it, but I find it depressing that the food banks here have to regularly run 50/50 draws, because I guess "Help out your neighbours who are struggling" isn't very appealing to some people unless they also might get a pile of cash out of it.

Auston Matthews injury considered not serious, but will miss a couple of games

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Back on home ice

#LeafsForever

The Maple Leafs have placed F SCOTT LAUGHTON on injured reserve(retroactive to Nov. 8), while G ARTUR AKHTYAMOV has been recalled.

F AUSTON MATTHEWS & G ANTHONY STOLARZ are both out tonight with neither considered serious.

However, Matthews will be sidelined for a week with a LBI

two corgis are in formation on a wooden deck. the older one stands in the background and looks directly at the camera, while his little sister sits in the foreground and looks out of frame with a skeptical glance, one eye squinting closed and the other furrowed slightly in concern.

the corgi duo is still on their deck. this time, the little corgi pup in the front is looking more at the photographer, but her big brother in the background is now looking over his shoulder at whatever it was that had previously caught her eye. he has a matching expression, with his right eye squinting and his left eye examining the offending target judgmentally.

This is Pancho and Lupe. Some siblings have the same nose or ears. Pancho and Lupe have the same side eye. 13/10 for both (IG: panchocorgi)

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

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