syrupyy 🥞

I'm dead!

it's insane to look back at 2015 like the old internet. before everything became safe; before people left reality

voting is now open if you want to rate us. you have to play 10 games first I think. but you should <3

A screenshot of the title screen for the game Everyone Hold Hands!

hey guys!! some friends and I made a game for the GMTK Game Jam ✨

• fun hand-holding gameplay
• hand drawn by me (as in I drew the hand you drag things around with)
• Whipped Coffee is kinda in it

forcasualplayers.itch.io/everyone-hol...

in my mind, I will see three steps to world domination. I complete step 1 but fall apart at step 2. and then I'm like "well at least I got step 1 done! That's basically dominating 1/3 of the world"

Windows is like a 30 year old used car. every few months or so it starts running worse and you have no clue why

the funniest part: it looks like they rug pulled within FIVE MINUTES of going live. people are so mad in their replies LOL

an hour ago, someone launched a rage comic-themed cryptocurrency token under the ticker "$RAGE"

their website includes an embedded version of ragecomics.comic.studio, and because there are no other developers associated with the token publicly, a bunch of people seem to think I'm affiliated???? 😭

I was going to announce that I got on HRT but someone just told me Cream Unicorn Cookie also started HRT recently. I can't say anything now because everybody will think I'm copying them. I hate this

Whipped Coffee Cookie

An image of a building with the text "The new and improved... Whipped Coffee Café" and a sign saying "Come in, we're open" added on top

The Whipped Coffee Café has just been awarded a Michelin Star‼️⭐

earlier I was in south manhattan and this guy was blaring the new Clipse album out of his car. disappointingly, he stopped it to play something else right before the line "shopping sprees in soho"

it occurred to me in that moment that I cared more than he did

Whats your #UndertaleMemory?????????????? (yes I spent an hour hand spriting the Mizzi)

Im sad I didnt get to see Childish Gambino live... he said he'd make up for it and he better

they're really running out of ideas...

There was also a reply to that tweet defending Sparkling Ice + Caffeine for no reason

I made this tweet about pumpkin spice cream root beer and then decided not to post it to bluesky because I feel like the people of this site have elevated tastes and simply wouldn't like it

buying ads on broken MTA train displays at a discount

thank you minecraft

I don't think I could actually do that. I think this dream was triggered by me being in manhattan last night and seeing like 3 roaches running right next to my feet and unironically jumping and going "yeowza!"

had a long dream today about starting an all-trans pest control business in NYC and learning quickly that there were rival gangs making billions of dollars in the business that didn't want me there. woke up thinking "ok but what if we made this into a youtube channel"

I had a dream that the new meme was to type the hook to "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield line by line as fast as you could to the tune of the song

Rainbow Latte Cookie and Whipped Coffee Cookie standing next to each other. Rainbow Latte Cookie is labelled as having an iPhone, and Whipped Coffee Cookie is labelled as having a "$40 Android with ads on it"

they're perfect for each other 💙💙💙

A screenshot of the new syrupyy X account

just made a new twitter if you care. content will be almost identical, I'm just choosing to leave the Cookie Run side of the algorithm to my old account, which has been renamed to syrupyycookies. you can follow the new one here: x.com/syrupyypluto

A stretched image of Whipped Coffee Cookie with the edited caption "This guy after [doing nothing] and [Nothing] while [standing still] for 7 hours:"

I guess

generally there's a lot of money to be made from frogs and toads. it's not as much as AI which is why you don't hear people talking about it, but that just means it's an easier market to break into

TBF it helps that I was working in HTML before because Svelte is way closer to HTML than something like React. I basically plugged in the classes I wrote recently, reformatted the HTML to match the format, and then adding the actual functionality to that was like filling out a coloring book

Svelte is sooooo good dude... I have no clue what I was thinking writing all my websites as raw HTML + JS b4 cause like... I just rewrote 40% of my secret year long project in a day!! made me realize I was actually getting dragged down by having all frontend functionality split across 8 random files

i have hide & seek i'm gonna go play it w/ my roommate and some friends sometime soon :D