Ryver

new ways to tell my coworkers im gonna go smoke a cigarette:

BRB gonna go hit an analog blinker

gonna go cosplay a 1920s flapper after a long night

imma go suck a fag real quick ill be back

hey mind if I go kms slowly for a minute?

09.08.2025 15:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

birbs in the rain!

15.03.2025 13:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best Valentine's Day card ever!

14.02.2025 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sometimes I think good bread is better than good sex

05.02.2025 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's raining at the gay house

31.01.2025 15:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

27.01.2025 00:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*dyes hair blue*
Older coworker: you know if you want to talk about anything, I'm here and I support you
Me: what?
Them: I just mean like you being you, like I thought I was gay in college
Me and third coworker at same time: lol yeah I'm gayy

19.10.2023 15:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Am i.... living the Vida loca?

16.09.2023 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why she so pretty?!!

28.08.2023 17:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Edgar Allan Punk. A band playing Poe’s works with punk energy. Think about it

27.08.2023 14:36 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Incandescent overhead light

27.08.2023 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm musical in the sense that I have great ideas for album names.

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