Ethan

Gus calling Bo Jackson “Bojack” my friend do you know you are calling that man a suicidal cartoon horse

You're gonna need the 2pts anyway! God, they even hit the "exaaactly".

"This [moment] has left some with the feeling that the cheapest, most craven campaign strategies end up being the most successful. In meaningful ways, Mamdani’s campaign was a case study to prove whether a more optimistic and human approach could work in our political moment. He proved that it can."

‘Historical fact’ fuck off

Villains used to obfuscate. They looked normal on tv and said things like "Fiscal discipline." Now you have grotesque guys hissing "Empathy is weakness" like a cartoon

I like to think I have self control, but if I'm given anything with fresh flour tortillas, I eat to the point where I feel like a cartoon who swallowed an entire Thanksgiving turkey.

“It’s a simple question: do you think the inside of my brain is fucked up? A yes or no will suffice!!!!!”

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”

nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.

do you ever worry that via your posts online you are changing the english language in stupid ways

Peter Diamandis tweets: "800,000 layoffs in 2025. 10,000 in September alone tied to AI. Jobs are disappearing fast. But here’s the truth no one wants to say: It’s the start of a new gold rush... for those who learn how to build with the machines, not fight them." Elon Musk replies: "Working will be optional in the future. There will be universal high income."

man who tried to slash social security spending promises communism is coming if you just ignore the enormous job losses this year due to the technology he's developing for private profit

Margaret Thatcher would have been 100 years old this week, except she isn't

no kings except the fellas in the group chat

I know the Herbert VS Tua debate is over, but nothing could've been more demonstrative than Herbert being that fucking dude followed by Tua being this fucking guy.

American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming The Frog is owning the president.

I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

How do you have your head so far up your own ass and still not be able to shut the fuck up? It's not even muffled!

Like gravity is a theory

A common thread between Bsky management's attitudes and the increasing bigotry from liberals/centrists is that the gentry really, really resent something they're part of being associated with trans people.

starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news

The state could have backed him but instead they demonstrated for the thousandth time that there is no level of respectability that will prevent white people from serving you up on a platter in order to appease powerful racists.

If Democrats cave on this, I will never, ever, ever, ever vote for them ever again. Ever.

yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

on the one hand, sure

on the other, journalists still happily use a social media website owned by an overt white supremacist

Ellison and friends also have historic levels of money to burn at a loss to create a new era propaganda machine including CNN/Fox/CBS/TikTok/Bari Weiss/Substack/etc.

Pedocon theory remains undefeated

rapture thighs around my face, girl. i'm ready to meet god