@clairewillett honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the "more emotional" gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion 6:00 PM • Aug 12, 2020

once again I must tap my own sign

"Harm reduction activists in the '90s had to make the case over and over again that providing sterile syringes was not 'enabling drug use.' Even after mountains of research documented that syringe programs ... saved lives, it took years for them to open in other parts of the country."

The goal is to terrorize federal workers into quitting. That’s it. Constant changes. Canceling work from home then closing offices. Laying off probationary employees. It’s designed to break the government. Then privatize it for profit. It’s not efficiency. It’s collapse. Only peasants will suffer.

storm the lectern and physically drag everyone up there into the street. this sounds facetious but I have never been so serious about anything in my life

It's fine when I'm standing but when I sit...😬

Happy economic blackout to those who celebrate. It's a beautiful day to remind all those big, backstabbing corporations that when you attach a price tag to your ethics, people might not buy your stuff anymore.

You ever accidentally wear a top that's too low cut for work?

Them: So how are you?

My Brain: (Don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it!)

My Mouth: Gather ‘round, all ye townsfolk, and hear this 3-part cautionary tale of love, mystery, and betrayal by your humble servant…

Everyone else: I’m fine.

If you're protesting tomorrow:

"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present."

MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.

a man in a suit and tie is saying " please god just let this end " Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying " please god just let this end "

its only the third week....

Downloading!

Just a reminder, fat people have sex too.

I missed it when it was down here! Jealous.

I was too focused on the rampant anti-fatness to grasp a point.

lol I have torrid cash, just not real cash 😂

I don't understand my obsession with buying swim attire, but here I go looking at the new Torrid releases knowing full well I have like 6 options in my dresser.

Sleepy time for me

Yeah. Maybe. I hope so.

Kid: Hey Miss, can you teach me how to play the Michael Myers song on the piano?
Me: What makes you think I know it?
Kid: I don't know. You look like you would like it.
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I know I look like it, but I hate scary things 😂
And I don't play piano!

What do I post here, y'all? I know my threads personality but not this one.

boxd.it/cS7Gb

I've created a letterboxd account but what do I do with it?

In light of all my SoCal anxiety I have purchased 4 new notebooks. It hasn't helped to make me feel better, tbh. Still worried about my state.

For SoCal friends,

Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.

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That's the problem

I'm afraid that when I'm manic I'll start posting more scandalous pictures here than I do on threads. I need an emotional support person to keep me in check. 😂

Getting asked if I'm single, they don't seem like bots though.

Hold up, packing my bags

Girl, save me!

I work near Temecula. It's not nearly as windy as where I live, lol.