Regress

Cause we all need a little timeline cleanse every now and then.

Hey Siri... show me what committed AF looks like.

Sure... Here is Tom Holland slaying like a goddamn king.

Donald Trump liberates Australia from Peter Dutton

The US has successfully tilted another country's election.

Read more: chaser.com.au/national/don...

Well done, Australia. I'll throw a few G'days around London this week in celebration.

Like, I shouldn't laugh. It's a terrible situation. But at this point, how can you not?!

"OH YEAH!? Well we're gonna charge a million-ZILLION% tariffs x inFINITY!"

Sidenote - it will be WILD if Trump stops mass consumerism due to all his actions. WIIILLLDDD!

Honestly, April Fools posts by companies and business can just fuck the hell off! Read the fucking room!

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers .

Me, waiting on the George Clooney Op-Ed about Chuck Schumer.

Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…

I played the absolute hell out of this.

Last figure I saw said Tesla sales are down 70% in Australia, so... you know... maybe they shouldn't bring a car that is a symbol of ridicule to a country that already gives American trucks grief.

Brick Lane London

"Mundus sine caesaribus!" Classy AF @jay.bsky.team

This red line is going to need a bigger jpg soon. #ItsABeautifulThing

History will remember all these Republicans, but it will remember these useless Dems also.

French Senator Claude Malhuret:

"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Another useless old-white Dem stooge. You comments mean nothing. Your actions have been pathetic. Do something, or sod off.

Like... I am not an economist... but if Trump tariffs everyone, and then everyone retaliates with tariffs, doesn't that mean America is stuck with tariffs from everywhere, whilst the rest of the world continues to trade with each other tariff-free? #ArtOfTheDeal

Australian newspaper "The Sun-Herald" opinion piece calls it out. American msm, take notes.

i'm stealing this from someone on twitter but the difference in body language here is due to the fact that both of these men are condemned to eternal damnation in the deepest circle of Hell but only Rubio realizes it

This is who you are. You are a country who voted for a rapist because Dems faffed and failed. This is you.