@dgls.dev.bsky.social
Programmer. I maintain Vercel’s serverless functions and terraform provider 🦀
I’d rather live in denial thanks.
10.01.2025 12:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just ask AI every nix problem I get. They are unintelligible otherwise.
16.12.2024 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You can just deploy on Black Friday. Follow along our real time dashboard of folks shipping the software that sells all the things vercel.com/bfcm
Wishing the entire ecommerce industry an amazing BFCM!
It is.
27.11.2024 11:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I find it funny when I get rate-limited in an app because I opened several links in different tabs...
27.11.2024 10:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The singular of spaghetti is spaghetto.
24.11.2024 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Touched some grass today.
It was fucking cold.
3/10, would not recommend.
It’s an unordered set.
17.11.2024 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The three best things that ever happened to me are my wife, my son, and that I don’t have to write Java.
17.11.2024 19:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yea - then she’ll be at 4 years and we can wish her another 4.
17.11.2024 19:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like… other peoples houses?
17.11.2024 09:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This matches my mental model
16.11.2024 08:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay, so the one implementation has infinitely many implementations.
12.11.2024 13:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guess if it was a cup on a train, then it’d be a lot easier to spill…
12.11.2024 09:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bought a bottle of water and they gave me a napkin with it…
What are they expecting me to do, dribble down myself?
bsky.app/profile/dgls...
Definitely supports my theory.
Although... having met you IRL and looking at your website, I'm not convinced you didn't murder and steal the identify of the original Pauline. You look so different with the curly hair
11.11.2024 14:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1I mean, you're on of my favourites too.
11.11.2024 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The confidence to put yourself there. Love it.
11.11.2024 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I like gOlang too.
09.11.2024 14:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay I followed a functional programming starter pack and now everyone is on about oCaml. I love it.
09.11.2024 12:55 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0I’ll hold you personally responsible.
07.11.2024 13:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the song, right?
07.11.2024 12:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Annoyingly, it also works the other way - if you're used to things on the left you don't understand how the things on the right get you that last 10% to complete safety.
07.11.2024 12:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0cause it looks wrong otherwise
07.11.2024 09:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do you need an ultrawide? What are you doing that’s so wide.
06.11.2024 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is good. Feed me people to follow.
06.11.2024 12:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Under health metrics.
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