Stephen 📎 Booth

Man walks into a police station…

“There’s been a bit of a misunderstanding…”, he says.

Because storming the Capitol Building on 6 January 2021 in an attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 Presidential election is not any kind of seditious behaviour.

No, no, not at all.

Seems cheery and upbeat.
Just the tonic for the late-autumn/early-winter blues.

Trying to prove a negative just TO SAVE YOUNG LIVES seems to be a sub-optimum use of anyone's time.

The ‘least bad bottles’, I think you mean.

Why is this being given any credibility at all?
There have been US-Russian plans before, none of which involved consultations with Ukraine or Europe and all of which included some level of Ukrainian capitulation or surrender.

I’m no psychological expert but, yeah, there might be a quick fix for that.

Two dogs, astonishingly and uncharacteristically well-behaved, sitting on a rocky outcrop overlooking a village with rolling hills in the background on a sunny autumn day.

Les gars, chez eux.

Dude’s got a point.

The skies of SW France were celebrating with Scotland this morning.

Quite possibly the worst fess of all time.
Put ‘em in the hole.

No we don’t, you warped, racist shitbag.

But, if I had to hazard a guess, I’d say you and your fellow Reform arsewipes might’ve had something to do with it.

Skies above SW France congratulating Scotland on an epic night of World Cup qualifying.
#worldcup #scotland

Les cloches d’Angélus.

You guys know how insurance works, right?

And Trump was a fucking Democrat when he was accepting other ‘donations’ from Epstein.

The markets finally notice a lunatic is in charge.

Don’t we already have the Rugby World Cup for this?
The Six Nations.
The Rugby Championship.
The Autumn Internationals.
Did the players get consulted at all?
#FFS

Leading, hard-hitting, no bullshit journo though.
Cut her teeth on the front line and not afraid to ask the tough, tough questions or call out his lies and push back on the misinformation.
Shining example and beacon of inspiration to young journalists everywhere.

You might also add that ‘theatre kid’ Volodymyr Zelenskyy has been doing pretty well on a National and global scale over the last few years.

CRACKERJACK!!

Ah, I know where you are now.

Trump filed lawsuits over jokes, tweets, and news articles, but not once over any of the countless allegations of child rape. I feel like more people should mention that.

Just do the world a favour and make it tomorrow's fish'n'chip wrapper.
Fucking permanently.

‘Playful’… yes, I see.

How very… clever. 🙄

‘Knew’ in the biblical sense, we presume?

I’m sure he’s a good egg and, of course, his dad was a tool-maker, but Starmer really is utterly shit at this politics lark, isn’t he?

Neither should the BBC apologise.
Trump incited a mob to storm the Capitol Building in an attempt to overturn or delay the implementation of the results of the 2020 election.
AND PEOPLE FUCKING DIED.

But we don’t want Trump dead yet.
He needs to suffer every remaining day of his life utter humiliation, poverty and degradation, in court and then in jail - with MAGA and all his enablers made to watch.