*Slams dictionary shut til Monday*

Cracking the Magafacists code

a stuffed crust pizza but instead of cheese it’s muscle relaxers

A screenshot of the Muppet script that reads: Kermit: Yeah, well, I've got a dream, too. But it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And, well, I've found a whole bunch of friends who have the same dream. And...and it kind of makes us like a family. Do you have anybody like that, Hopper?"

don't mind me, i'll just be sobbing at the muppet movie script

Elon musk is the richest man in the world, he could be funding hospitals, medical research and universities. He could be solving the climate crisis. He could be feeding, hungry children. Instead, he’s trying to make sure that your grandmother doesn’t get an extra dollar of Social Security.

Money talks

True that! *sips coffee*

DID YOU KNOW?

New Orleans, Louisiana is called the “Big Easy” for how easily the Philadelphia Eagles dismantled the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX on February 9, 2025.

Elaine and Sam eloping at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas in 2010. They had actually been married in secret for a year. 🤫

15 years later, being married to you still feels like getting away with something

The mania wore off and the day is rough.

Having Samuel L Jackson narrate as Uncle Sam was pure genius. I just absolutely love intelligent storytellers and that is exactly what Kendrick is.

I believe!

weird that Kendrick is having football teams open and close for his show on Sunday

I thought we already had tariffs against Canada, his name is Kendrick Lamar

Root for the Eagles if you want a team that’ll definitely not go to the White House if they win.

Alicia Keys: “This is not the time to shut down a diversity of voices. We’ve seen on this stage talented, hard working people with different points of view and it changes the game. DEI is not a threat, it’s a gift.”

LADY GAGA'S MUSIC VIDEO WAS A COMMERCIAL FOR MASTERCARD??????????????

the grammys are giving hopecore which makes me scared to check the news when this is over

Can we all be brutally honest?

No one wants a Patrick Mahomes 3-peat.

It’s the Eagles season to win it all!

so the Grammys got better because they added DEI 💀

“Record labels need to treat their artists as valuable employees with a livable wage and health insurance and protection. Labels, we got you — but do you got us?”

— Chappell Roan demanding labels to do better during her #GRAMMYs acceptance speech.

This is one of the best #Grammys award show I’ve seen in a while

I think the Oscars should borrow the Grammy's format of giving most awards away at the pre-show and reserving the big ones for the broadcast then use that time for performances. But instead of live music, they should have the actors recreate scenes from the best picture noms live on stage.

Chappell Roan just used her Grammy acceptance speech to call out greedy record labels for exploiting artists & described what it was like to live without health insurance during the r pandemic.

"Labels, we got you. But don't got us."

‘Cowboy Carter’ by Beyoncé wins the #GRAMMYs  award for Best Country Album.

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards