Graham Parker

Who gives an actual feck?

Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space.

Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK

Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.

Oh noes, Americans get to drink bourbon and Zinfandel while the beleaguered Europeans will be forced back on armagnac and Sancerre, the lights are going out all over Europe.

Imagine someone breaking into your house and then being told by the police that you need to make peace with that person because it is your fault that they broke in.

I seem to have upset the Nigel Farage fan club - so let me be clear.

This man sows hate, lies and division.

He is a grifter and a conman.

He does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

Repost if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

Block early, block often!

Or a racehorse.

Was she remanded in custardy?

Good to be back at the home of cricket. Only about 160 days to the next game

Does that mean no prize money for the players? Seems unfair.

TBF this is the question we’re all asking. He should be in prison for much longer.

🧐

Who was the bowler?

If you zoom in there’s an artfully arranged smear of broon sauce. By the way, that is Scottish for balsamic vinegar, isn’t it?

Presumably because they have number plates and will (hopefully) be dealt with at a more expedient time.

8th century gold drinking vessel in the shape of a nautilus shell

Just whiled away a couple of hours at the Silk Roads exhibition at the British Museum. The absolutely excoriating review in the Telegraph obviously endeared it to me greatly. Worth the visit just to see some exquisite and fascinating objects.

Did that oaf #Clarkson call his farm Diddly Squat because that’s the amount of tax he expected his heirs to pay on it?

It was!

Smashed avo on sourdough garnished with nasturtiums.

Whoever said you ‘eat with your eyes’ may be on to something if this tastes half as good as it looks. At Fiena Café, Bloomsbury.

Thanks for posting, but I’m not that GP. I don’t think he’s on Bluesky.

National Youth Jazz Orchestra performing in Carshalton, UK

Packed house tonight at All Saints Carshalton for the National Youth Jazz Orchestra. Wonderful to see so much young talent on stage

A Christmas tree in an English pub in November

WTAF?

I’m a churchwarden so that’s my life!

Those lightbulbs aren’t going to change themselves.

The Killers

Hope you’ll be nodding to Slough House on Aldersgate Street as you pass between the two estates.

A man of no talent, no job as such, living a millionaire lifestyle on the back of donations from desperate people with next to nothing who are told that foreigners are taking from them. You couldn't make this shit up.

Absolutely perfect.

Faultless description of Tommy Robinson.

Tough if you’re a fish in Iran.

Enjoying a pint in the Doggets and just spotted a seal drifting lazily downstream beneath Blackfriars Bridge chewing on a big old fish. Perhaps this dirty old river isn’t as dirty as you’d think.

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,200,805, Graham Parker ‪@grahampar.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 24, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,200,805 so I’m not exactly an early adopter.