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Google search result: The Great Depression - Start Date: 1929

Google search result: The Great Depression - Start Date: 1929

Oh I remember now it was this

06.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Safeway/Albertsons ad reading: $AVINGS LIKE IT'S 1929 
Big savings across the store!
Bringing it back to 1929 with deals on classic favorites.

Safeway/Albertsons ad reading: $AVINGS LIKE IT'S 1929 Big savings across the store! Bringing it back to 1929 with deals on classic favorites.

Hmmm 1929... πŸ€” that number feels familiar. I feel like something happened that year... πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

06.11.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I just watched a video where the guy's opener was, "As a socialist business owner, I know it's my job to own the means of production." LMAO WHAT

01.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lit up Jack o lantern with a shrieking Sussie magpie from Kpop Demon Hunters carved on the front.

Lit up Jack o lantern with a shrieking Sussie magpie from Kpop Demon Hunters carved on the front.

I carved a Sussie magpie pumpkin to go with my Derpy tiger pumpkin from yesterday and, respectfully, no one can tell me nothin right now πŸ˜‚

31.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update: I made him a hat πŸ˜†
bsky.app/profile/thek...

31.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jack o lantern with a screeching Sussie magpie from Kpop Demon Hunters carved into it.

Jack o lantern with a screeching Sussie magpie from Kpop Demon Hunters carved into it.

Photo of two jack o lanterns stacked, with a large Derpy Figer face carved into the bottom pumpkin, and a Sussie magpie carved into the top pumpkin.

Photo of two jack o lanterns stacked, with a large Derpy Figer face carved into the bottom pumpkin, and a Sussie magpie carved into the top pumpkin.

If you loved Derpy Tiger pumpkin you're gonna love the Sussie Magpie pumpkin I carved today to keep him in line:

31.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh no this post is already way more popular than I expected πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

31.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am thinking of carving a Sussie (magpie!) pumpkin tomorrow and trying to attach it to the top somehow πŸ€” But it depends on whether I have time/energy. πŸ˜…

31.10.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Tomorrow I might carve a smaller pumkin with the magpie and try to secure it on top somehow.

30.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Large pumpkin with the face of Derpy from Kpop Demon Hunters carved into it.

Large pumpkin with the face of Derpy from Kpop Demon Hunters carved into it.

I carved a Derpy Tiger pumpkin. Please clap.

30.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm calling it: "mascot storms out of bar mitzvah" is going to be the funniest thing I read today 🀣 Big "this whole thing smacks of gender" vibes. β™₯️

23.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are dumbasses capable of redemption? Yes! Do we need to put them in positions of power to prove it? Absolutely not!

22.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My hot take is that it's actually not unfair or unreasonable to expect your candidate to have never gotten a nazi tattoo for any reason (including being a dumbass).

22.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(The above was a joke, in case your irony meter is broken)

21.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If only the Union had known all they had to do was get 3.5% of people marching in the streets, we could have avoided the whole civil war πŸ˜”

21.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not scared anything is going to happen at these rallies, I'm scared that the people involved think this is all they have to do to beat fascism.

18.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The way I've been patiently waiting for the No Kings protests to happen in my city this weekend and now I find out they're just a couple rallies in random parks. Coupled with the empty messaging and no demands, I don't think I'm going to regret skipping these in the years to come.

18.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of an otherwise very relaxed, fluffy calico cat, with her eyes wide open staring into the middle distance

Photo of an otherwise very relaxed, fluffy calico cat, with her eyes wide open staring into the middle distance

Me trying to be comfy on a Sunday but then I remember all the horrors

12.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, hasn't signed other trans protections - LGBTQ Nation The California governor left at least 10 pro-LGBTQ+ measures on the table.

Californians need to tell Newsome that trans rights are non-negotiable. SIGN THESE BILLS.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/10/gavi...

10.10.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Governor Newsome signs bill protecting cats while actively ignoring at least 4 pending bills designed to protect the bodily autonomy and dignity of trans human beings.

10.10.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
(Probably photoshopped) bus shelter sign reading: If i could find a country that didn't take immigrants in I'd move there

(Probably photoshopped) bus shelter sign reading: If i could find a country that didn't take immigrants in I'd move there

I thought this was a joke but then I saw all the St George crosses so I guess this is actually a British racist who forgot that immigration is when you move to a country lol

09.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haaaaaaaate that shit so much lol JUST DRIVE NORMALLY FFS

08.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(I was full on crying about it so it's not like he had to be embarrassed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­)

08.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My husband teared up when I showed him the Huntr/x girls getting surprised with their platinum record on Fallon and when I asked about it he said "I just had a breakfast with a lot of onions!!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ§…πŸ”ͺπŸ’¦

08.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also in every other city though.

03.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope every waymo in Seattle gets its tires slashed over and over until they give up.

03.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you liked boycotts against right wing broadcasters you're gonna love General Strike against fascist government. Just saying! Maybe think about it! πŸ€”

28.09.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

British people having a completely different definition of "flapjack" made for a very confusing first 10 minutes of GBBO last night. πŸ˜‚

27.09.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not mad that someone shot at ICE agents, I'm mad that they missed. Storm trooper behavior (literally).

24.09.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US: Hundreds of detainees vanish from Florida’s β€˜Alligator Alcatraz’ Hundreds of people held at America's Alligator Alcatraz immigration processing centre west of Miami, Florida, appear to have disappeared from the system, according to immigrant advocacy groups. Detain...

There are still 800+ people missing from "Alligator Alcatraz"--literally disappeared by ICE.
www.irishlegal.com/articles/us-...

24.09.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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