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SHHHH

yesavage to the entire dodgers lineup tonight

kirby smash bros up special

blue jays win secured at 11pm honk shoo nation is thriving

The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.

A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox

“BE NOT A STRIKE”

thank you i was sosososo delirious this morning

Jack, let's make this the greatest eighteen innings of our lives!

I'll give you eighteen innings. In eighteen innings, the MLB will come and bomb the hell out of this place. If you can beat me in less than nineteen, you'll be able to escape in time.
[readies my fastball]

One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inherit the title of World Series Champ. And the one who inherits the title of WSC will face an existence of endless battle.

gonna start baseball posting like the Boss MGS3

Me in the 18th inning

Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds

We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.

Everyone forgot how to run the bases tonight i guess

sorry guys i fucked up my "blue jays win" spell and accidentally made baseball last forever. my bad

YOUR GIRL WAS ON THE JUMBOTRON

OH MY GOD CUUUUUTE

EXACTLY!!!!!! 👆👆👆

death to amerikkka

last i heard we were down 2, now we won?

trust the plan

old east toronto gf: thanks for taking the 121 esplanade out here to the oldest part of old toronto, old east toronto

maoist third worldist gf: it is no problem at all beloved 同志. shall we begin our treatlerite date at ssaint lawrence markkket today dear

at a halloween party last night i told someone i had just met that i made the whole costume (leather armour included) and they just went "...how..."

tbh i think im like an 8 on this for people meeting me for the first time, just because im always up to some shit and i love talking about it

The Blue Jays will defeat the Dodgers this year in the World Series which will precipitate the "Evil Ohtani" arc

TORONTO HAS THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so ummmmm like, who goes there lol (halloween outfit tease)

At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"