Bone Apple Teeth 🆘 🇺🇸

Please enjoy this photo of my dogs.

Pro Tip: Spice up your panic attack with a harmonica.

So since the government is shut down, will Spirit Halloween move in and use the space for a while?

If you didn’t get raptured today, just know it’s because you’ve taken Tylenol

2025 like

Witches need to clairify which orange guy they are putting spells on

Pretty much

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Narcissist vs Narcissist

I mean, yeah, of course they wouldn’t have stayed friends, but now we have arrived and the country watches both amused and scared like:

The moon can’t control you if you’re dehydrated all the time.

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“I don’t think people should take medical advice from me”

- RFK, United States Secretary of Health and Human Services

Spring things

Typing in Amazon’s search bar:
“I want Amazon to post tariffs costs to products you sell”

simply because I hope to see the rich guys fight.

I’m just trying to work and the world is throwing these curve balls at me.

*Jumps from one emotion to another*

Parkour

I miss when we called posts on here “skeets”

I hope one of the last people to leave the Department of Education just deletes all the student loan information.

You could be the hero we need in these dark times.

I found a ‘dead’ person on Social Security in Seattle “Dead” Ned Johnson turns out to be very much alive. It took him weeks to convince the system he was breathing and to start clawing his benefits back.

www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

This has probably happened to a lot more people, and I wouldn’t be surprised if many didn’t have the time or recourses to manage it.

Me: Wondering why my kids are such weirdos while also bringing them home toilet themed candy.

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Trump pity buying a tesla when he probably doesn’t even have a drivers license, just to make Elon feel something besides pathetic.

That man has never driven himself anywhere but crazy, I bet if he tried to drive a car he would be using both feet to operate the peddles.

Twitter today like:

a shop sign in Korean which the meme maker has translated as ALL KINDS OF PAIN

going to the store, anyone need anything?

Bacon is the onion of meats.

Onions: make you cry the whole time you are cutting them as an act of vengeance. Mild pain to assert dominance.

Bacon: Threatens you with grease popping that often makes contact. Causing mild pain, also as an act of vengeance.

We need more Luigi’s

Tiktok as always, doing the work.

oig.ssa.gov/report/

Reporting Elon Musk for social security fraud feels very patriotic given that the man has access to private citizens social security numbers, data and financial information without a background check, governmental security clearance and is still a private citizen himself. I did.

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Every day in the US has me like:

This episode of Black Mirror sucks.

Still at large.

Trump Golf Track Tracking the number of days President Donald Trump spends his second term playing golf.

trumpgolftrack.com