Toyota CEO Akio Toyoda sportin' a MAGA hat and Trump/Vance shirt at a NASCAR event in Japan last week might come back to bite Toyota's hybrid sales in the a$$.

So let's see, we've got some white bread with the crusts removed and a what looks to be a large plop of mashed potatoes (??) in the center. The Heights of Gracious Living indeed.

Awful. Considering he lumps himself into the 'outlaw' country genre that Buck and Waylon helped to create, siding with these goofs ain't exactly "outlaw'.

Savage. I love it!

The last time I paid any attention to Disney was when they re-released "Jungle Book" in theaters back in '83 or '84. They can shit in their hat and pull it tightly down on their head.

What a chooch.

ICE Abduction in Iowa. In Trump’s America, no identification is needed and no due process is deserved.

Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow night. MAGA hasn’t been this mad since 20 minutes ago, probably.

I can't listen to him, he sounds exactly like someone trying to ram a 5-spd into gear without using the clutch.

So, some people don't take tylenol, and they "have no autism". I like to stick my fingers in the electrical sockets, and also "have no autism". Maybe people should stick their fingers in the sockets to combat autism? MAYBE START WITH TRUMP.

Not sure if they'll want him to, but I bet after a few days he's going to start back doing what he does best; roasting Dear Leader.

Overnight, dipshit Donnie will use almost every capital letter in the known universe during his inevitable social media rage, so if you need to use any, do it now. Might bot be any left after gramps gets going at 3AM.

Hot dang, it's gonna be a long night for Trump's thumbs and his various social media accounts. Gramps' gwanna be pissed, get ready for MILES OF CAPITALIZATION.

It'll work.

You win the internet today!

SAVAGE

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

I have a MAGA stepdad, and before our phone conversations I will watch a bit of Fox News so I know what he will bring up. At least 3/4ths of the time, I'm right. And yeah, it is sad, not only because he watches and believe Fox, but it's ALL that he watches and believes.

If FBI members weren't being tasked to run around Home Depot parking lots chasing employees, maybe they'd have already caught the guy.

Jeez, I never looked at it that way, but you're 100% correct. How sad that there are so many gullible folks out there.

If this phot is of the shooter before the shooting, or right after, and they found the gun in the woods, this sumbitch got one hell of an arm. The Rockies should sign him.

MAGA not gwanna be too happy if he turns out to be one of their boys.

Will Trump send in the Nation Guard goons because Utah is now crime-riddled and violent? I mean, that little puke got beat up by a girl and he sent in everyone he could find.

"defined"??? More like "defiled".

Cronkite, Reasoner and Wallace all spinning wildly in their graves.

Insert "They're The Same Picture" meme from The Office.

The absolute epitome of "Shoot first, ask questions later." What a bag of shit our country is turning into.

Someone must've been walking around the industrial park yelling "Ay!!! You got a loadin' dock ya ain't usin'?"

Wonder if the impact knocked the color off his hair?