Someone tell Jeffries and Schumer that they should try working with their very reasonable Republican colleagues who love doing bipartisan work: Bo Fadee and Zeen Utz
29.09.2025 15:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@fatsweatyelvis.bsky.social
dumb guy, eats bread, gets fat, the end
Someone tell Jeffries and Schumer that they should try working with their very reasonable Republican colleagues who love doing bipartisan work: Bo Fadee and Zeen Utz
29.09.2025 15:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0since this broke containment i'd like to make a plea for my trans community. not just to tolerate our basic right to live without harassment, but also to love us, support our children, appreciate our culture, value our contributions. my siblings are the world to me. please love them as much as i do
25.09.2025 17:08 β π 244 π 13 π¬ 0 π 0no war but culture war, insensitive assholes get the wall
25.09.2025 15:28 β π 295 π 17 π¬ 2 π 0Like any good dive bar, Eddie C's was a nearly infinite source of "just one more and we'll get out of here" hangovers and regrettable hookups, in a way that a place that doesn't offer $3.50 PBRs will never and simply can't be. (I know these things from both a first and third person perspective)
23.09.2025 05:48 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Tumblr post from every-lemon Sep 8 so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff. they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed. I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."
Follow up tumblr post every-lemon Sep 9 it was a smash hit. a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud. he was home by 6:30am.
dudes rock
22.09.2025 13:59 β π 8398 π 1915 π¬ 89 π 2464K copy of the cinematic masterpiece master and commander: the far side of the world
there are still things worth living for
18.09.2025 16:02 β π 240 π 10 π¬ 19 π 3Screenshot of text on butter-colored Semafor background: This predates the social media wars of the late 2010s: One Trump appointee told me that a radicalizing experience was being booted out of the [italics] Gawker comments section [roman], way back in the day. But as progressive
Of fucking COURSE
18.09.2025 12:42 β π 3369 π 467 π¬ 69 π 172look weβve all had a radicalizing moment on one of the gawker sites, itβs just that for normal people it was marchman ranking cereals
18.09.2025 13:18 β π 190 π 11 π¬ 16 π 5John Yoo? The torture guy?
17.09.2025 12:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CAN'T KEEP THE GREATS FROM DOING THEIR THING
16.09.2025 20:10 β π 599 π 50 π¬ 20 π 1βWhat if a man wanted your wife so bad he gave you a million dollarsβ
These are the premises we should get back to
Robert Redford was a perfect star for an era where movie premises were simply: what if two crooks kept getting into more trouble or what if a guy could really hit some dingers. No I mean REALLY hit some dingers
16.09.2025 14:47 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Theyβre at half mast because the brain rotted halfwits from the Guild of the Wretched are too short to reach any fucking higher
14.09.2025 12:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have been dragged to the miserable, suspicious, depraved shires only to be confronted by two (2) St Georgeβs flags limply flapping at half mast on two separate light poles, like an unpracticed drunk steadying himself against a dumpster while he soils himself. #VisitEngland
14.09.2025 12:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This reminds me of Normβs Moth Joke, the greatest joke ever told. Are you familiar?
13.09.2025 13:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Glad to see the strokes havenβt taken away The Big Ladβs absolute love of trucks
12.09.2025 15:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Walton Goggins voice) Well Garret my Dillahunt, if it ain't Raylan Givens as I live and breathe
07.09.2025 17:03 β π 90 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0NO THANKS
19.08.2025 17:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0once again tapping the "this existed, was called 'gawker' and the right wing assassinated it, mostly for exactly that reason" sign bsky.app/profile/stry...
13.08.2025 16:25 β π 348 π 64 π¬ 10 π 0Fred Rogers was a rip-off artist who stole all his material from me.
@theonion.com
FAMOUS BONERS (1942) β 3:45 pm ET β 10m
(TCM Extras)
John Nesbitt, Margaret Bert, Edward McWade; directed by Douglas Foster
This short film looks at three instances of people who either caused or were the victims of errors.
#TCM #TCMParty
I was not previously familiar but having given it a listen itβs a good one. Ryβs one of our best.
06.08.2025 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lo lei hace dos o tres anos. Es muy bueno. Hace que odie Los Dodgers mucho mas.
06.08.2025 12:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Had to be impossible for the copper to restore any kind of order, dignity, or respect after the racists hit him with that. Or, indeed, even go home and look his wife and kids in the eyes without an overwhelming sense of self-loathing and worthlessness. Simply no coming back from it.
03.08.2025 16:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βYou want a bumming by Gary Glitterβ is a pretty incredible turn of phrase to be fair
03.08.2025 14:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ITβS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY!
ROLL THE FUCKING CLIP!
Lot of people posting about their grudging, late-breaking Djokovic fandom today, so let me just quickly reaffirm that I hope Sinner drives him into the earth like an asteroid whose crater will still be a tourist attraction 3 million years later
11.07.2025 16:04 β π 356 π 43 π¬ 18 π 10She was causing a ruckus
04.07.2025 13:35 β π 216 π 2 π¬ 2 π 4All dis from uh gabagool?
04.07.2025 12:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watched an episode of The Sopranos last night where the entire conversation was
Vito Spatafore: βGoo-uhd gray-vee tuhnighβ Toneβ
Tony: *solemn nod*
Various and sundry others: *oohs, uuhs, and solemn nods*
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