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2/ Anyone who pays bail after being arrested for a criminal charge is being taken. People showing up to court are being taken. People with cases about to go to trial are being taken. People who violate their probation are being taken. ICE's respect for state cops and prosecutors remains nonexistent

1/ Good morning from Chelsea District Court, which has jurisdiction over more non-citizens per capita than any other MA court. Just thought you should know that ICE has left the prosecution unable to proceed against dozens of cases scheduled for this morning, including the one I am appearing on

Someone tell Jeffries and Schumer that they should try working with their very reasonable Republican colleagues who love doing bipartisan work: Bo Fadee and Zeen Utz

since this broke containment i'd like to make a plea for my trans community. not just to tolerate our basic right to live without harassment, but also to love us, support our children, appreciate our culture, value our contributions. my siblings are the world to me. please love them as much as i do

no war but culture war, insensitive assholes get the wall

Like any good dive bar, Eddie C's was a nearly infinite source of "just one more and we'll get out of here" hangovers and regrettable hookups, in a way that a place that doesn't offer $3.50 PBRs will never and simply can't be. (I know these things from both a first and third person perspective)

Tumblr post from every-lemon Sep 8 so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff. they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed. I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

Follow up tumblr post every-lemon Sep 9 it was a smash hit. a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud. he was home by 6:30am.

dudes rock

4K copy of the cinematic masterpiece master and commander: the far side of the world

there are still things worth living for

Screenshot of text on butter-colored Semafor background: This predates the social media wars of the late 2010s: One Trump appointee told me that a radicalizing experience was being booted out of the [italics] Gawker comments section [roman], way back in the day. But as progressive

Of fucking COURSE

look we’ve all had a radicalizing moment on one of the gawker sites, it’s just that for normal people it was marchman ranking cereals

John Yoo? The torture guy?

CAN'T KEEP THE GREATS FROM DOING THEIR THING

“What if a man wanted your wife so bad he gave you a million dollars”
These are the premises we should get back to

Robert Redford was a perfect star for an era where movie premises were simply: what if two crooks kept getting into more trouble or what if a guy could really hit some dingers. No I mean REALLY hit some dingers

They’re at half mast because the brain rotted halfwits from the Guild of the Wretched are too short to reach any fucking higher

Have been dragged to the miserable, suspicious, depraved shires only to be confronted by two (2) St George’s flags limply flapping at half mast on two separate light poles, like an unpracticed drunk steadying himself against a dumpster while he soils himself. #VisitEngland

This reminds me of Norm’s Moth Joke, the greatest joke ever told. Are you familiar?

Glad to see the strokes haven’t taken away The Big Lad’s absolute love of trucks

(Walton Goggins voice) Well Garret my Dillahunt, if it ain't Raylan Givens as I live and breathe

NO THANKS

once again tapping the "this existed, was called 'gawker' and the right wing assassinated it, mostly for exactly that reason" sign bsky.app/profile/stry...

Fred Rogers was a rip-off artist who stole all his material from me.
@theonion.com

Famous Boners (1942)

FAMOUS BONERS (1942) — 3:45 pm ET — 10m
(TCM Extras)

John Nesbitt, Margaret Bert, Edward McWade; directed by Douglas Foster

This short film looks at three instances of people who either caused or were the victims of errors.

#TCM #TCMParty

I was not previously familiar but having given it a listen it’s a good one. Ry’s one of our best.

Lo lei hace dos o tres anos. Es muy bueno. Hace que odie Los Dodgers mucho mas.

Had to be impossible for the copper to restore any kind of order, dignity, or respect after the racists hit him with that. Or, indeed, even go home and look his wife and kids in the eyes without an overwhelming sense of self-loathing and worthlessness. Simply no coming back from it.

“You want a bumming by Gary Glitter” is a pretty incredible turn of phrase to be fair

IT’S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY!

ROLL THE FUCKING CLIP!

Lot of people posting about their grudging, late-breaking Djokovic fandom today, so let me just quickly reaffirm that I hope Sinner drives him into the earth like an asteroid whose crater will still be a tourist attraction 3 million years later

She was causing a ruckus