Chris Williams

Playing Hells Bells on the stereo and my Irish wife goes “your a bit late for the Angelus”

Good Friday is one of the more sarcastically named holy days.

Did your school have “houses” where mythical house points could be given / taken away for behaviour? If so.. what were they. I have a theory that there was always only ever 4 houses.

“Autoglass repair, autoglass replace”

To say it’s a strange time of year for me is a bit of an understatement. Birthday and anniversary of mums passing. Emotional right and left hook.

Bonus content. I’ve a birthday coming up. A mix to celebrate. www.mixcloud.com/trewhella/bi...

“What’s your favourite Minecraft block” is the new “which is your favourite dinosaur”?

Just been to tip twice in an hour and no queue either time.

I’m off to get a scratch card now!

Parents : Recreate the fun of a Ouija board by using a Baby and a " abc" book.

Hello Grande ! How’s my favourite childhood undertaker impersonator!

This is always a great evening hosted by top gent @enjaybeeassoc.bsky.social Go support #chippenham

Don’t forget seasame’s treat as well. It was out at the same time as the urban hype track. #ravekidstv

My one man show about cricket got cancelled - bad light stopped play.

Listening to an old pop mnimix www.mixcloud.com/trewhella/di... a bit of a 90s disco vibe

With the fall of fact checking, it’s great to be present at the start of the digital dark ages.

Looking forward to seeing feudalism and Inquisitions coming back into fashion.

They were great compilations.

Fruit and nut chocolate is very much in the pocket of big raisin. Which other fruits should be paired with chocolate

Which fruit is the most effort in preparation for least amount of return? Lychees ? Pomegranate ?

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I’m sorry for your loss but what a lovely celebration. Hope you are ok. We are well overdue a proper beer.

The cast on this show is off the scale funny.

I love that you know that

Up there with Schooldisco / Frenzy and the Keller nights.

Kids discos don’t have to be all Disney / cover versions. There was no need to be cool - just good music for people to dance too. Love it. Will I do it again. Absolutely. Great to fall in love with an old hobby again.

The night finished with ghostbusters and then lights on and done. I was shattered but it was one of the best gigs I have ever done.

One kid tried to get me to play some metal and even tried to bribe me with some Maom from the tuck shop. Sorry sir but I can’t be bought.

Reader. I’ve played lots of places, to many people. Never have I seen such a wonderful reaction to the opening bars of this song. Everyone sang. Everyone danced. The head teacher was having the time of their life. Pure joy.

We will Rock you? Sure why not. Smells like teen spirit. Errrr I’d love to but not on my first time here. But then a real wild card….. One boy. Polite, stylish outfit and obviously well educated. “Can you play … never gonna give you up?”

They wanted Rick Astley

The chat from the kids had moved from “is the usual dj not doing it” with a sad face to … “any chance you can play…”

Never have I heard anything as loud or as passionate as all those kids singing with gusto and raising the roof off the place. Did the old kill the track trick off and they didn’t need any accompaniment. A turning point.

Then the requests come in… “can you play sweet Caroline?”

Reader… now it caught me off guard. Wasn’t expecting this. But then 2 others asked. So… transition with a bit of Freed from Desire and the dropped the Diamond.

Boom Shaka lack.