sasha solomon

📣 The #GraphQLConf 2025 schedule is live!

🔥 Join us in Amsterdam 8-10 Sept. for deep dives and exclusive #GraphQL talks. Amazing sessions lined up!

➡️ graphql.org/conf/2025/

ok lemme get on it P0

send tweet

who named it “docker compose down” and not “docker decompose”

i’m not saying anything in particular, i’m just saying it’s weird how this is so true

every great artist has a 1000 year old cat with ~serious medical issues~ that at least once a month is like “hey guys my cat <insert cute food name here> needs 10k in treatments so i’m doing an art sale”

*cockpit door opens*
it’s a baby

*look to your left*
*look to your right*
all babies

flying on mother’s day is actually very good vibes but also means there are 100 babies on the plane

cursed knowledge

@msol.io just reminded me that ed sheeran is in game of thrones

she’s not terrible but i tried reaaaaaally hard

also forgot that when i originally played this i had like 1000 mods installed and had good hair options but now its back to the og hair options and just lemme say

oof

lol exactly—she looks so good yet so bad

i tried my best to make a hot character last night but character creation is still just as insane as it was back then 🥰

literally me

an amazing tweet from sachee in response to elon musk's tweet about RPCs and batching at Twitter "you did not just layoff almost all of infra and then make some sassy remark about how we do batching like did you bother to even learn how graphql works" followed by "you don't get to shit on our infra if you don't know what the fuck it does while you're also scrambling to rehire folks you laid off"

aww man and it didn't even import my best ones cos they're quote tweets

lmao noooo

sorry for spamming everyone with 10 year old tweets of dubious quality

i imported all of my tweets to bluesky and i fear it was a mistake

100% seeing people run makes me sick

i know this is spam cos no one who knows me would ever ask me this cos they know id rather die

balloon arches have a chokehold on millennial women

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

In case there were any doubts musk is running roughshod over the federal government, "fork in the road" is the same exact language used for the unlawful firings of thousands of twitter employees currently suing or in arbitration

she’s a comedienne now???

i did my first ever stand-up comedy showcase @heliumcomedypdx back in november and i finally got around to posting a clip

p.s. lying to your doctor is totally fine everyone does it

new neighbors moved in next door and they like to keep their windows open so i now i can’t porky pig it in my kitchen anymore

im good on breaking news for a while thx

the only reason twitter still mostly works is because we built it well (and they’ve made like 0 changes since)

…not so sure about the u.s. govt

california?