Keith Orejel

Wow epic Simpsons line drop

Such incredible ennui

He is just the sweetest boy. I am so happy we adopted him.

Yeah. I was as shocked as you. Or it was just my COVID delirium.

Strange new breed of dinosaur this

When you have a tiny dog it means your house is full of little stairs

Yeah although my understanding is it’s rare and they typically only have mild symptoms even when so.

Happy to report that is day three and I believe I have been conscious all of four hours. But my snuggle buddy has not left my side and believes this is the best thing to ever happen to him.

My dog after cuddling in bed with me for 36 straight hours; “Dad I wish you always had COVID.”

I got COVID so I’m just gonna list to the book version of Psycho on tape while I decompose on the couch.

Thanks Maine bestie.

Yeah it’s apparently everywhere.

I’ve got the COVID.

I would never!

Holy shit.

Now that I have a dachshund I think I’m obligated to get this tattoo.

Ugh. Do I want to ruin my day?

I’m going to Las Vegas this weekend for my 40th birthday and would like to talk to you all about an exciting investment opportunity

Excuse me sir. Porch cats assembled and waiting for breakfast.

I do I do. I love them.

No. I would not say I have a lot of cats. The technical term is “a pride.”

Someday I’m gonna go to Philly and hang out with all my Twitter besties and we’re gonna go to a baseball game and get cheesesteaks and be merry.

The policy American has pursued in Gaza for a year and a half has now reached its logical conclusion so many Dems are running for cover. But nothing will ever wipe away the stain of having supported this conflict

This fucking guy.

God what a stupid reply.

Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t realize this was a learning opportunity. I guess cabinet ministers no longer count as high ranking officials in the government. Thank you for enlightening me.

I’m not sure people nitpicking the genocide in Gaza should really be on their moral high horse but you do you.

No matter the platform, all I see is starving children, murdered parents, a genocidal ethnostate gleefully shooting desperate people, and our government supporting all of it.

And life here goes on uninterrupted.

Sorry I know BlueSky is supposed to be a safe space from these realities.

It sounds like you disagree with the larger point.