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Magician, A Purveyor of Japes, Cheap Tricks and Minor Amazements Recounter, Humanitarian and Flea Circus Owner. Cover Magician of the April 2020 Genii Magazine and Author of the nearly highly acclaimed guide to magic "Sometimes the Jokes are Just for Me"

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Posted this on Facebook nine years ago today.

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"You Are Being Updated This Week" Elon Musk Furious After His "Grok" AI Cites Reliable Sources That Disagree With His Misinformation Elon Musk is threatening once again to lobotomize his "Grok" AI for citing accurate sources and telling the truth about his stupid internet cronies. Earlier in the month, Grok made waves among right-w...

Isn't this the plot of Frankenstein?
The creator upset about how his creation came out --- especially when it started to think for itself.

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Dots Amazing by Master Payne
YouTube video by Master Payne Dots Amazing by Master Payne

A snippet of my performance this last weekend at Seattle's Moisture Festival

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02.04.2025 04:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
🚨BREAKING: Trump DECLARES All Biden PARDONS VOID by Post
YouTube video by MeidasTouch 🚨BREAKING: Trump DECLARES All Biden PARDONS VOID by Post

Who had Tribunals on their Trump Bingo Card?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Wf...

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Victim of yet another DOGE cut

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Defending Democracy Bingo: 2025 | League of Women Voters Mark off all the ways you've acted to defend democracy with our Presidential Address bingo!

Defending Democracy Bingo: 2025 | League of Women Voters www.lwv.org/defenddemocr...

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Encountered a group of concerned citizens in front of the drug store today. One of whom was a child in Germany when Hitler rose to power. So she's already gone through this once and doesn't wish to again

It says to forward it on so others can write their representatives.

So, I'm doing just that

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The War to Make Canada the 51st State! (It Gets Weird...)
YouTube video by Chris Barnes The War to Make Canada the 51st State! (It Gets Weird...)

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Report-of-Special-Counsel-Smith-Volume-1-January-2025

For those who are interested or in need of some "light" reading, Jack Smiths first report is out
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

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I want to know what Vance and his Project 2025 buddies are up to while the Orange Stain tries to distracts us with his Greenland, Panama and Canada Statehood nonsense

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National Prayer for Peace (Spurious Quotations)

Apparently Mike Johnson's story of Jeffersons Prayer for Peace that he told in his opening remarks to Congress is a total fabrication.
Or, what most people would call a lie.
Looks like this session is off to a good start

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Back, a long, long time ago, when I used to do art, or at least draw pictures

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My all time favorite Santa setup. From 2020

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Finally got the Holiday Decorations up on the house today

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And so it starts. My Santa season begins today

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Dispute emerges between Trump and Mexico’s president after call | CNN Politics After a phone call to Mexico’s President Claudia Sheinbaum, President-elect Donald Trump claimed on Truth Social that Sheinbaum agreed to stop migration into the US and close the southern border. Shei...

The Little Man Who Cried Tarif
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The Ugly American is back
He cannot Govern, only Dictate

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And so the persecution begins. An Oklahoma Senator wants the Bible taught in public schools. But also wants to make sure that Atheist teachers are not allowed to teach it.
Curious as most of the Atheists I know the Bible far better than most of the Theists I know do.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

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So if "The Great Negotiator" can't even get one of his Cabinet Positions filled how is he going to negotiate peace settlements in the Ukraine and Israel?

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