bsky rae jepsen ✨

Ey up, I’m over at @transfiguraetion.bsky.social from now on

That or v thoughtful concern for my bank account

Don’t tell me it’s because they haven’t released anything new since last time, that hasn’t been an issue before

Pardon me but why is Janelle Monáe not doing a Manchester residency this summer

I may have spoken too soon, I haven’t heard them for 2 days ☹️ I, too, would fly to cooler climes rn if it were possible

Duolingo screenshot showing a 1007 day learning streak

Just documenting this streak before I cancel my membership because they’re replacing their contractors with AI

Google is telling me they’re usually only winter visitors and it’s p rare that they stick around to breed down here in warmer months, so it’s especially cool if they’re hanging out nearby and if there’s a couple!!!

A fieldfare (maybe more than one, idk) has moved into the trees opposite and their birdcall sometimes sounds like an old camera shutter, but also sometimes like wet farts. Anyway it’s delightful

3 weeks ago if you’d told me JoJo Siwa + Chris Hughes would have me in the platonic intimacy / fuck ur comphet / queer is a political identity trenches, I would’ve suggested you contact a professional

Instagram post with a photo of the top of a building (arched windows at the bottom of the frame, and above the windows a banner saying "smellograph"

Instagram post with a photo of a person climbing a stone building

Breaking news

Trans Kids Deserve Better have climbed the telegraph office building and hung a banner saying "the daily smellograph"

A robin shat directly on my phone while I was peering into the hedge, which felt personal ngl

They have either relocated themselves back near the pond, or they’ve snuggled up safely in the hedge I left them near. Either way no one was injured so I’ll just keep my eyes + ears peeled over the next few days

Coffins are single sex spaces

My urgent issue is a non-issue now so I’m waiting on a bus to get me back up there to check on them

Omg mother ducks and her babies wandered away from the pond and are quacking around near our home, and I can’t do anything rn because I had to urgently catch a bus

Remember the pet chat? What a time that was

A senior kitten

He consented to paw content

A male tabby cat, slightly scruffy-looking. He has dusty paws, a crusty eye, and wonky asymmetrical ears.

Close-up of cat paws, ordinarily white but very dusty

For Horatio fans

*the last role I had as an employee~ was created specifically for me bc I had the audacity to email the owner criticising his business, I have no idea what its like out here in the trenches fighting for a normal job post-covid, throw some thoughts + prayers my way

Lads please wish me loads of luck, I’m about to apply for a job for the first time in almost a decade* because it’s a role I feel v v v v v passionately about + would kick ass in, and I will feel very sad indeed if I don’t get it

Omg gogogo, the finale was released this morning! It’s SUCH a good season, I hope you enjoy the fuck out of it

I really hope the predictability filters out the annoying elements of the fandom who need mysteries + twists to stay engaged, and leaves us with the girlies who appreciate symbolism + character development PLEASE I’m begging you

Yellowjackets finale was perfect, the final shot was exactly what I predicted it would be, I simply love my lesbian cannibal show

Hello friends, I’ve just had a huge and unexpected bill come up that I’ve been able to pay, but now have very little left for us to survive on for the next few weeks. If anyone has a few quid to throw this way I’d greatly appreciate it 💖 PayPal.me/raesondetre

Alas I’ve recently *been* an upstairs neighbour with a leak 😫 and have learned that what can/should happen next is: building managers support landlords in swapping details + remedying damage via their insurance, tenants blameless + maybe even compensated if you have proof of costs incurred

Me in the national security group chat