Sophie 🪿

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

I've been through the desert on a

tinnitus is just the angels saying hello to you

That we should all be so blessed

Icicle the cat leans up for pets from Sophie's lap, showing his chin. His face is in front of Sophie's face, so his nose lines up in front of hers.

Cat face, he's got a big cat's face

Heck yeah, baked potato 🙌

Two white & black cats in a brown cat bed. One cat is half out of the cat bed, but still appears to be comfy.

Here are the boys, spilling out of a cat bed.

Making tea involves standing! More tea!

Ohhhh, pal.
Hope you feel better soon!

Just saw that Muppet Treasure Island turned 30 this week.

why must time be a constant source of hurt

A simple little cartoon face which looks spun-out and horrified. Text reads "People choose to take illicit drugs such as ecstasy, cocaine and heroin to feel intoxicated."

Love this little face though. 😵‍💫

*bangs clipboard* TEETH TEETH TEETH

This is fun and all, but everyone needs a break at some point, so here’s 30 seconds of a tiny weeny monkey.

An AI generated image of four male engineers in blue jumpsuits, stood around a piece of equipment. The engineer in front-left has a weird ET finger.

This online safety training has been at least partially made using AI.

Ugh.

An incredibly lifelike illustration of Paddington Bear, official psychopomp to the British royal family, gently escorting a man in top hat and tails (carrying a Puzza Express takeout) to Belmarsh

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

Tell them I love them

I don't think it could do any extra harm, at this point

Oh, I like this.

I had a lovely time being fun and active with Morris on Saturday.

I have now seen a photo of me having fun and dancing, and I feel awful because of how I perceive myself to look.

I hate this. I hate feeling like this.

William Blake’s illustration for “The Tyger” has what appears to be a dippy grin for some reason.

The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night

What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!

Mounjaro: weighing your opinions on other people's bodies | Girl on the Net Ozempic, Mounjaro and other injections have made it possible to lose weight in a simple way. And holy FUCK do some people have opinions about that.

Feel however you feel about weight loss drugs, but just as with any other thing someone chooses to do to their body, ultimately it’s their choice: not yours.

NEW blog.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/mounjar... #Ozempic #Mounjaro

The actual title for this is "Somebody Suggests Getting A Chippy Tea"

the holy trinity The Felt is not The Hand is not The Henson Spirit. But together...they are Muppet.

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

Chat, is this real? (But I'm asking a French cat and it pretends not to understand with Gallic insouciance.)

Viggo Venn finger puppet - one of a kind - CatShearerArt's Ko-fi Shop Knitted by me in hi vis yellow, he's roughly three inches tall

ko-fi.com/s/ef653aec49

Checked swim timetable this morning, all okay... Got to the leisure centre and there's no lane swimming until 18:50.
Guess I'll try again tomorrow!