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Vaalan Hei

@vaalanhei.bsky.social

bad posts, worse sales. find my videos here: https://www.youtube.com/@VaalanHei

47 Followers  |  46 Following  |  23 Posts  |  Joined: 29.08.2023  |  1.6894

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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

09.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4736    πŸ” 1420    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 91
Sketch of two characters holding hands and very close to each other.

Sketch of two characters holding hands and very close to each other.

08.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4702    πŸ” 828    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 8

"oh gross thats a gooner game" who cares man

I'll jack off to your favorite game anyways. cranking my hog to call of duty. masturbating to sim city 200. im busting nuts to bejewled. fuck you.

19.09.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3624    πŸ” 1240    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 51

This just happened with the pronoun labeler being deleted

08.02.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1369    πŸ” 573    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 19
a brown tabby kitten on a bed, kind of sitting like a hunched over person. her legs are sticking out and apart, and one of her front paws is curled in resting on her tummy

a brown tabby kitten on a bed, kind of sitting like a hunched over person. her legs are sticking out and apart, and one of her front paws is curled in resting on her tummy

sitting funny style

09.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3316    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 11

buying a radio

09.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

09.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9810    πŸ” 6406    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 62
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in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

08.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3336    πŸ” 1640    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 18
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Japan Rail Pass Rechner 2026: Lohnt sich der Kauf fΓΌr deine Reise noch? - The Hangry Stories Nutze unseren kostenlosen Japan Rail Pass Rechner 2026! Lohnt sich der Pass fΓΌr deine persΓΆnliche Reiseroute? Finde es hier heraus!

Seit der massiven PreiserhΓΆhung ist der Japan Rail Pass kein β€žSelbstlΓ€uferβ€œ mehr. Damit ihr nicht in die Kostenfalle tappt, haben wir was fΓΌr euch: einen interaktiven Japan Rail Pass Rechner 2026.

Erst rechnen, dann kaufen! Hier geht’s zum Tool: thehangrystories.com/2026/02/08/j...

08.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it's like im listening to loveless

08.02.2026 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the vid that took toooo long

06.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

it's probably for the best that noone does it like him.

08.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it also doesn't prepare you for the frankly distracting amount of meaningless panty shots.

08.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
[Redux] The Mitsuru Adachi Formula
YouTube video by Dry Shoes [Redux] The Mitsuru Adachi Formula

if you want to know what i love so much about it watch this excellent video, by @shoesinthedryer.bsky.social. it still won't prepare you for what the real thing is like.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcMo...

08.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i'm telling ya, no one does it like Adachi Mitsuru.

just. perfect synthesis of slice of life and sports. i don't think mundanity has ever been so enthralling.

I finished H2, it kicked me in the gut and once it helped me back on my feet my hand was let go and i was left to walk alone.

08.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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dog

07.02.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4
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Many a Dungeoneer's quest in UK TV 'virtual reality' late 80s/90s adventure game show Knightmare came to an abrupt end due to being given wrong or hasty instructions by their guiding team.

This moment here is probably the biggest 'Why, why did you say that?' of the entire run. ;o;

#VideoBytes

07.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

Wilde Frage in die Bubble: Sind hier Leute, die im LARP Erfahrung mit sexueller Übergriffigkeit gemacht haben oder als Orga Vorsorge dagegen treffen? Ich würde mich über Input zu diesem unschânen Thema freuen. Kontext gern via DM.

07.02.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2787    πŸ” 1013    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
Screenshot von der Webseite der Post. 
Text: 
Entwurf:
Bettina Walter, Bonn
Motiv:
MagnolienblΓΌte - mit KI generierte, abstrakte Malerei Copyright: felix_brΓΆnnimann / Adobe Stock

Screenshot von der Webseite der Post. Text: Entwurf: Bettina Walter, Bonn Motiv: MagnolienblΓΌte - mit KI generierte, abstrakte Malerei Copyright: felix_brΓΆnnimann / Adobe Stock

Achtung: die neue "Blumengruß" Briefmarke ist mal wieder ein KI Motiv πŸ™„πŸ™„

05.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Direct was so mid they got oomf reposting isabelle porn

05.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Blanksword but with a quadrillion trees

Blanksword but with a quadrillion trees

Pleased to report that our debugging efforts are going very well

05.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate that englisch as my second langauge is developed far enough that i can understand this without using the IPA-system.

so the "mata" part is the same as in pragmata?? unless i'm missing a key part here lmao

06.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...how the fuck do people say automata, bc i say automata the way i say pragmata the way i say nevada

06.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not true. friend of mine literally booted up the SoM switch version today while i was there and said "Secret of Mana is the greatest game of all time"

and yes, she IS white!!

06.02.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay that's actually really good

04.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's easy to see 500+ views and dismiss it as not that much in comparison to many other videos on the youtube, but that's hundreds of people who decided to watch my little video!!!

and the comments have all been so so nice as well, very happy i made this video and so happy that it resonated

04.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... eh??

04.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

part of me wants to not ask but: please give examples?

04.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

:)))

03.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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