Phenix

People are a straight up pain in the ass.

Are there no spaces online that aren't crammed with shitty people that gotta go out of their way to feel superior over literally anything or motherfuckers telling you how you're supposed to feel about or interact with media at the risk of being harassed over *shipping* of all things

I've really come to hate Reddit, too.

Perfect 👑

YouTube video by CookieRun: Kingdom I'm a mommy 🍓#shorts

Also the English CRK social media team just posted a short with Eternal Sugar calling Hollyberry mommy cause peak absurdity has been reached and satire no longer holds any meaning

youtube.com/shorts/YOR1D...

"Oh, you're being an asshole. This somehow surprises me despite the fact that I've known you were an asshole for years and actively watched you pull almost the exact same shit multiple times"

Can you really say a company betrayed you if you never trusted the motherfuckers in the first place

We have officially reached the point of meme osmosis from which there is no return possible.

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

FUCK YOU BLUESKY LET ME EDIT MY POSTS

I'M TRYING TO LOOK COOL FOR THE TWO OR THREE PEOPLE THAT SEE MY POSTS DAMN IT

...also hers was the highest grade I've gotten thus far which tracks tbh. I keep deleting Air Groove playthroughs upon not 1st placing for all of her career races because I am that future anxiety-riddle perfectionist kid that abused save points/states when they still meant something

That entire experience felt like what being manic feels like, like that's the most fun I've had in a game for awhile (the Eternal Sugar release for CRK which was months ago oh shit). The English localization team has at least one millennial on it, you can't change my mind.

Anyway what the fuck was Gold Ship's career route

I mean have 5HP and am 4'9" and would honestly be very easy to unalive cause everything but CHA and WIS are dump stats*, but legit fuck doing it myself, y'know?

*career cleric in every game with character classes including whatever bad ttrpg The United States has become recently

I guess my reason to be is "fuck you motherfucker I've been battling my own fucking brain for so long that I'll be damned if I'm gonna let FOMO and white supremacists make me give up the fucking ghost", which is very vulgar, but fuck it, man. 🔥🪶

I need a reason to be that's an active "I want to" instead of just "I have to".

Nothing else to do.

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

Options include cry and then carry on, or... well, that's pretty much the only option, I guess.

You never appreciate something quite as much as you do once it's no longer there.

Birds of a feather…..
This mother fuc*er is part of a huge flock.

I hate nights like this where just continuing to breathe feels like a fucking chore.

The Bad feelings aren't constant and are actually rarer than before but when they do happen they're far more potent than they used to be.

I'm not a necessity in anyone's life or community. I'm just... here. Just here taking up space. 🫠

It's definitely the PMDD talking but I feel like I could just sort of fade into the background forever and nothing would really change.

Stepping back from social media hasn't helped with the feelings of isolation/loneliness when they pop up.

Her interactions with them both are so cute. Maybe I'll write a fic or something, I can't find any family fluff for it. Who knows?

Baraka is the shyest member of our Voi herd — but she is also knows how to stick up for herself.

Keeper Walter: ‘Baraka does not give up easily. Today, she forced herself into the mud wallow even after Juni gave her a little push.’ Even feisty Juni had to admire her tenacity!

SHE'S AMAZING AND AIR GROOVE IS HER WIFE AND TEIO IS THEIR OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC CHILD YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND

(It's actually a really cute detail that with the irl racehorse inspirations Rudolf was Teio's dad and they both had white forehead splotches - hence the shared white streak.)