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Liza Witherzee

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Usually Rachel Reeves Stunning Weave πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ή Labour / Doctor Who Shitposting. β€οΈβ€οΈβž•πŸŒΉ

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Crackers how he's still more popular than Labour UK

29.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI was just following otters.”

28.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9720    πŸ” 1981    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 0

NHS Confederation: β€œDespite significant demand for care, the NHS has managed to make good inroads into waiting lists for the first time since June.

"This is heartening & a testament to the hard work of dedicated staff...working night & day to keep patients safe and provide the best care possible."

13.11.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lady Gaga - a fierce-looking young woman with long dyed blond hair, with black face-paint under her eyes, a black-and-white bandanna, and a black vinyl motorcycle jacket being pulled open to reveal the black bra underneath.

Lady Gaga - a fierce-looking young woman with long dyed blond hair, with black face-paint under her eyes, a black-and-white bandanna, and a black vinyl motorcycle jacket being pulled open to reveal the black bra underneath.

Greta Van Fleet - four young, androgynous guys with olive skin, brown hair (long on two of them, slicked back and shoulder=length on one, and curly and jaw-length on the last), holding bright flowers against dark-colored clothes.

Greta Van Fleet - four young, androgynous guys with olive skin, brown hair (long on two of them, slicked back and shoulder=length on one, and curly and jaw-length on the last), holding bright flowers against dark-colored clothes.

I can't be the only one noticing that rockist old curmudgeons grousing about how "No one makes great music anymore" are often the same ones trashing new artists who either ARE making great music that doesn't sound like classic rock, or trashing new artists for sounding TOO MUCH like classic rock.

02.11.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1481    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 208    πŸ“Œ 16

Yes but also TBF, quite a lot of those 338 friends will also have similar friends to me, from the same networks.

The important thing is *which* distinct networks of inter-hopping you're close to.

If a good proportion of people I know (1 hop), are 1-2 from a terrorist, there's a problem.

02.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting how they gave La Voix a go at Tess' pickups. I know it was a joke but... It could be a good solution to next year's presenting crisis.

01.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lewis' Charleston was one of the best dances I've ever seen on Strictly.

01.11.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Homey literally said "touch mass"

01.11.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3394    πŸ” 526    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 9

Another nice example of centre and left votes lining up behind the best candidate to beat Reform.

31.10.2025 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 745    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 6
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a woman in a red dress is sitting on a couch and smiling while another woman says yaaass . ALT: a woman in a red dress is sitting on a couch and smiling while another woman says yaaass .

When Netherlands new PM is Gay and his husband is an absolute tiktok hunk.

30.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every case she gets, she blames Westminster.

29.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon of a man lying in a bath eating a sausage. Caption reads " My German translations are going from Bath to Sausage"

Cartoon of a man lying in a bath eating a sausage. Caption reads " My German translations are going from Bath to Sausage"

www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

29.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 390    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7

*Two Ronnies sketches from the Marvel Universe*

"No, Pym particles! Articles for pimps!"

25.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Let them eat ballrooms.

25.10.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 447    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5

It remains so strange to me the way nerds behave about women in "their" spaces.

Setting aside that women were and are a huge part of the Trek Fandom (and were central in creating what it became), shouldn't you want women who share your interests?

These people are so beyond fucked in the head

25.10.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I think a lot about how I've written stories for multiple sites that paid me less than $200 for a story and demanded ten times as much work as whatever this person did to file this.

26.10.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The breaking down of anti-racism norms *in elite circles* in British politics is starkly at odds with the direction of public opinion on race.

26.10.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 8

Wtf

26.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

David Harbour should release an album called 'No Shame'...

25.10.2025 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

23.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3044    πŸ” 662    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 55

This is one of three cartoons I have in the current Private Eye.

21.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 601    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3
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Guess what's on iPlayer

21.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
21.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always feel sorry for the people who can't play the violin during brain surgery.

What do they do?

Play badly, and if they start sounding good, the Dr knows something's wrong?

21.10.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TBF if the govt need cover for Rosebank why don't they sign up to the EU russian energy ban and help 'supply' the EU with energy in future.

21.10.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mandatory Duke of Edinburgh awards for new arrivals

20.10.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

Well, in certain cases, there’s a β€œgoing cap in hand to the treasury due to the liquidity crisis your policies have provoked” bit first, and then there’s the β€œfirst bank run in the U.K. for 150 years bit as well”. Then the Resigning To Spend More Time Bloviating bit?

19.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s weird is if 5% of white people had voted differently,

or 5% of non voters got off their asses & voted, none of this would be happening.

We cannot deny that the children born now are going to pay the price for the folly of this experiment with full blown fascism.

And didn’t we owe the kids

19.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2595    πŸ” 553    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 25

Bridget Phillipson drinks Irn Bru.
More as we get it.

19.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever did Alex Kingston's hair tonight on #strictly needs a damehood.

19.10.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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