g-man

*Benoit Blanc voice* ah assewmed at first that he maht be connected ter the case, but it uppeeas he was just a fancy lad; a lad who laks ter be fancy

an arc where the former governor of NY loses increasingly inconsequential elections until the series finale is him trying to run for senior class president at a local high school and getting his ass kicked by some 17 year olds.

Have realized that the feeling I get looking at the Great Lakes and the feelings from a Pollock are not dissimilar.

THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) | Dir: Guillermo Del Toro

i am not going to let the sydney sweeney controversy drive me insane. i am not going to let the sydney sweeney controversy drive me insane. i am not going to let HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOWNPLAYING IT AS "MAKING A GENES PUN" AND THINK THAT HELPS? 'GOOD GENES' IS BY DEFINITION EUGENICS WHAT THE FUUUU

A goth-themed ice cream parlor called The Creamatorium

Thank you for following me on BlueSky

When you recount this election day:

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

i call this view 'reactionary centrism' - the problem with it is that modern fascism *cannot* be appeased; they don't want a few compromises in women's sports, they want a total social transformation and the end of liberal democracy

you give them a bone, then another, then they want your arm

asldkfjs zohran coming off the top with a eugene debs quote rocks so hard

Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

It’s real real interesting to see what happens when you win a major American election after your own party leadership refuses to endorse you, so you don’t owe them or their pollsters and lobbyists jack shit

So happy for you

A stick figure pokes at "that rage induced stroke we all know is coming" while saying "C'mon, do something."

happy for you guys.

these little town blues
are melting away
i'm gonna make a brand new start of it
in old NEW YORK
IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE
I'LL MAKE IT
ANYWHERE
IT'S UP TOO YOOOOOOOU NEEEEEW YOOOOORK NEEEEEEEW YOOOOOOOOOOOORK

Those Etsy witches sacrificed Dick Cheney today and it fucking worked

On the day that Dick Cheney died, New York City got its first Muslim mayor and a Muslim woman became the lieutenant governor of Virginia.

The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

roses are red
big laughs are hearty

if you can, offer people some grace today, some have not been rehearsing this moment since livejournal

Alright people, dress rehearsal for the big day! Get your crab raves, grim reapers, and piss memes ready. FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT!

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

why else do you think i'm engaged? she's aloof as SHIT, guys.

once a thief is delightful is what I’m saying (save some very… dated disability rep)

More action movies need a tango scene AND heists AND a goon who inexplicably fights with card tricks and sleight of hand.

good fucking god.

"Being dead, she cannot answer back. The King’s silence is less explicable."

"...like Victoria, Edward VII, George V, Edward VIII, George VI, Elizabeth II and Charles III before him, he will be a fresh..."

"What lies at the root of Windsorism...is human sacrifice"