Björn Jörges

Academics vying for a spot in Epstein‘s world. There are so many. I feel the need to make a thread, so I don’t keep confusing them. 1/

Also that quote about him only being an ORDINARY sex offender????? What????? Like that makes it okay????

All of these fuckers could have easily done something else with their lives! They were not about to starve to death if they hadn't accepted Epstein money!

Application for Canadian citizenship submitted! 🥳

my god do I love a list

One of the things that drive me like 4/10 crazy is people just taking it for trivially true that social media and smartphones are bad for us, while like all studies show incredibly mixed and inconsistent results

INSANE IN A GOOD WAY, OBVUOUSLY!!!!

Ngl, this makes me proud to move back there ♥️ for all your flaws, good job Pedro & Co

Regularización de inmigrantes: quién se puede acoger, qué beneficios obtendrá y cuándo empieza El Gobierno espera que las solicitudes se puedan empezar a presentar a principios de abril, pudiendo otorgar la autorización de residencia con permiso de trabajo,

damn Spain just gave 500.000 illegalized migrants the residence???? That's insane 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

this book could have been an email

😂😂😂😂😂

Oh my god these people are so embarrassing

At this point I refuse to listen to anyone without vocal fry tbh 😂

Now do Eurovision, too

I do that whenever I have to get to the airport! And other times! Neat!

Tried to bike on Bloor the other day and it was a really fun game of guessing which blocks would be plowed and which werent 🙃🙃🙃 gave up super stressed and I'm not gonna bike anymore until it thaws 🥲

What is this, jfc 😭😭😭

When two years of academic work vanished with a single click After turning off ChatGPT’s ‘data consent’ option, Marcel Bucher lost the work behind grant applications, teaching materials and publication drafts. Here’s what happened next.

Amazing sob story: "ChatGPT deleted all the work I hadn't done"

www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Calling all the PhDs I know to make monumental annoyances of themselves (and honestly, who better)

Grumpy from Disney's Snow White and the 7 dwarves.

Let's talk about "grumpy lab person". Many labs have them. With an eye to keeping science at its most rigorous, they cross the line into criticism that's too harsh. They are the ones who risk killing your scientific spirit. They are reviewer 2. /1

One of the perks of having a shitty neighbour is that people will perceive your own shitty healthcare as much less shitty than it actually is 🥲

Toronto Sun*

(I did a triple take there cause the Star is usually at least somewhat reasonable)

😂

Oh, this would have come in handy when the only question I got at a big conference was whether I'd heard of circular correlation and I had to say no 😂

I am happy to share that our preprint “𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗖𝗶𝗿𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮: 𝗔 𝗧𝘂𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗴𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗕𝗲𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵” is now out.

Huge thanks to @bayslab.org, Julie de Falco, Zahara, @cjungerius.bsky.social, @ivntmc.bsky.social, Adam, and Xiaolu for the lovely collaboration.

doi.org/10.31234/osf...

Ngl it's wild that this even needs to be said

which is why I am definitely not upset right now

as I have a telepathic connection with the funding agency I absolutely KNEW this was going to happen and totally submitted my application in time

I am totally not upset that this whole call happened two months earlier than any of the previous years because that's a completely reasonable thing

Oh shit this link is great, thank you!