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Meg Kelly

@gooseweasel.bsky.social

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Latest posts by gooseweasel.bsky.social on Bluesky

Sorry but “also the shrimp are radioactive now” is objectively funny in ways I cannot articulate

21.08.2025 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hear me out: Waitress but Dr. Pomatter is a woman

08.08.2025 15:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Controversial wildlife opinion but we should just domesticate cheetahs and be done with it. We’re already giving them service dogs, this just makes sense.

12.05.2025 23:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s so much grieving in watching everything that’s happening in this country. They never warn you about the grief.

03.02.2025 01:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Free speech is when you’re not allowed to criticize the god king bsky.app/profile/atru...

22.01.2025 22:58 — 👍 625    🔁 98    💬 34    📌 3

Every agency is fucked. We're all so fucked.

22.01.2025 23:00 — 👍 61    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0
New York Times push alert: Breaking News
5m ago
The Trump administration said federal employees would face consequences if they failed to report colleagues pursuing D.E.l. efforts.

New York Times push alert: Breaking News 5m ago The Trump administration said federal employees would face consequences if they failed to report colleagues pursuing D.E.l. efforts.

Gestapo shit

22.01.2025 23:01 — 👍 1537    🔁 389    💬 34    📌 31

At the end of WW2, American generals sent the German townsfolk near places like Dachau and Bergen-Belsen through the camps so they could never again claim they didn't know.

One of these days, someone will need to do that here.

22.01.2025 23:05 — 👍 563    🔁 125    💬 16    📌 5

Hey brain? Don’t do the dizzy thing, I’ve got work to do.

22.01.2025 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You ever eat soup so good it fixes everything that’s wrong with the world? Yep.

19.01.2025 00:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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