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Lauren M. Seyler, Ph.D.

@darkmicrobio.bsky.social

Biogeochemist, microbial ecologist, sea wolf, bog witch, granddaughter of a devil, vegan-ish ecocentrist goth cottagecore punk. she/her πŸ–€β€οΈ

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if you are worth billions of dollars β€” a sum that makes you wealthier than any king in antiquity β€” you already *have* been incentivized. you have been allowed, by the state and by your fellow citizens, to escape any material concern except death, a condition entirely unique to the modern era.

10.08.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1237    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 6

URGENT: PLEASE share and give if you can, Nema needs to raise $100

chuffed.org/project/1382...

11.08.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And just for clarification, "learn to write well" doesn't mean "learn to write with big words and complex grammar"

It means: learn to...

-articulate an argument and support it with sound evidence and logical reasoning

-organize your writing so the reader can easily understand complex ideas

11.08.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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a woman in a dark room with the words come to me come to me Alt: a woman in a dark room with the words come to me come to me

Not sure anything could have prepared me for how horny Robert Eggers’ Nosferatu is, even after I was repeatedly warned. Needless to say I thought it was incredible, on par with Bram Stoker’s Dracula- and you know it takes a lot for me to say that.

11.08.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMy darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage."

11.08.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

10.08.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9428    πŸ” 7920    πŸ’¬ 496    πŸ“Œ 1456

Your reward is being rich you’re already incentivized you numbskull

10.08.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1400    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 4

I say
Young man
Better look out below
Or you’ll
Be
Crushed
To
A
Pulp now

10.08.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Inshallah

10.08.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How will Trump’s attacks affect higher education?

Let’s look to history

Germany's universities were the world's premier research institutions

Hitler destroyed them

How long did they take to recover?

They haven’t

10.08.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 960    πŸ” 322    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 18

I had to pass a German reading comprehension test for both my BS in Chemistry and PhD in Chemical Physics. Germany was the dominant player in Science until fascism.
How much longer will English remain the language of Science?

10.08.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My team has updated our free database of POSTDOC fellowships.

This database contains 286 entries. For each entry, we provide a link, short description, deadline, amount, and eligibility criteria.

Download this updated and expanded database here: research.jhu.edu/rdt/funding-...

10.08.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

"why are institutions continuing to fold at the same time that trump's approval numbers are going down and some methods of oppositions are proving effective" is The Question right now imo

10.08.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1981    πŸ” 415    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 35

The atoms within you once burned in the heart of stars, chaotic and lifeless, and yet here you are, after half a dozen or so billion years, arranging them into love, questions, and hope. You are a miracle, a thermodynamic miracle.

10.08.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 773    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 24

Literally don’t look up

10.08.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think a reality TV star should be in charge of NASA, I realize that’s controversial but

10.08.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goodbye, $165,000 Tech Jobs. Student Coders Seek Work at Chipotle.

β€œAmong college graduates ages 22 to 27, computer science and computer engineering majors are facing some of the highest unemployment rates, 6.1 percent and 7.5 percent respectively, according to a report… That is more than double the unemployment rate among recent biology and art history graduates”

10.08.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 59

Essay which clearly outlines the scientific and ethical problems with selecting embryos for polygenic traits. Scientists associating themselves with embryo selection companies, and those who’ve previously defended sociogenomics but are staying silent on these companies, come in for criticism here

10.08.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

RFK Jr. should resign. Any healthy Democratic Party would demand it right now. Any public health apparatus of value would demand it right now. We are leaderless in government and academia. America is a fucking death cult

10.08.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1136    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 9

β€œOh you want to give land back? You first, give them your house!”
Like first of all do I look like a homeowner, second of all THAT’S NOT WHAT LAND BACK MEANS YOU DING DONG

10.08.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

from a queer perspective it seems as if straight people responded to broader societal acceptance of us by turning the gender/sexuality social policing, formerly directed at us, inward

09.08.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

Holy smokes

10.08.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone close to me spent a month in prison. He came out so underfed he looked like a skeleton.

10.08.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Follow me and I can be in your back pocket all day 😘

10.08.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We only dream of a safe place… Help us protect my child from fear and bombs Support our family to find safety and rebuild our lives

@variousbones.bsky.social @darkmicrobio.bsky.social
Hi, we are shattered. Your generosity could keep us alive. πŸ’” Your compassion is our only light in this darkness. Please, help us.
You can be the reason we survive. πŸ«ΆπŸ™
https://gofund.me/d12e2168

09.08.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be more honest if more people would say "I am doing OK amidst the horrors being suffered by others." It's actually not true that everything is terrible for everyone right now. We're living under unequally distributed fascism.

09.08.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1191    πŸ” 245    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 0
08.08.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 493    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 14

behold: a woman

08.08.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9025    πŸ” 2151    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 65
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Improving Oversight of Federal Grantmaking By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to improve the process of Federal

1. Federal funding for research promotes tech, biomedical, and scientific discovery in the US, and provides training for the sci/tech workforce that has brought immeasurable wealth to the US over the past 75 years.

Today's executive order includes a provision that will obliterate both functions.

08.08.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1009    πŸ” 554    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 79

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