Su-Shee

I have basically been replaced by AI slop at work thanks to the fact that I'm the idiot taking documentation, giving presentations, and sharing stuff in slack seriously.

Happy to be a knowledge cow to be milked.

"long night of vacination" wednesday night in #berlin

lange-nacht-des-impfens.de

O. watching tram driving championship 😂 in vienna oh so many joke opportunities for trolley problems...

(poland first, austria second, morocco third atm in case you urgently needed to know :)

red cat's fluff belly exposed to the afternoon sun

don chonk, peacefully floofing around while O and I enjoy the couch and the reading chair :) #caturday

so. I now have basically everything computering I'm interested in as books (minus one or two niche things) so I can now basically turn off the internet so let me quickly post this.. ;)

rod steward voice: I AM SCAALING... I AM SCAAAALING...

(did you know that rod steward is a hardcore model train nerd? google it and be surprised)

(this is kind of a #clickhouse post as I have reached petabyte scale 🥳)

(I'm actually kind of envious that Clickhouse's clickhouse is bigger than my clickhouse 😂)

Scaling our Observability platform beyond 100 Petabytes by embracing wide events and replacing OTel Read how we scaled our observability platform from 19PB to 100PB and 500 trillion rows by replacing OpenTelemetry with a native ClickHouse-to-ClickHouse pipeline, embracing wide events and cutting CPU...

I really like #clickhouse, we're using it as well and I'm quite fond of "wide events" so this peaks my interest: clickhouse.com/blog/scaling... #observability

#genx:
"die hard is a christmas movie"

me, being extremely #genx:
"terminator is a family movie"

read this every single day. (english in ALT text)

Morning!!

I miss being part of a specific community but sadly there is no "jaqueline of a all trades" community is there..

I remain deeply fascinated by software running for decades continuously and change over the years.

I might actually at this point learn #cobol.

I'm however still wondering if "omg there's sooo much cobol still running" is true for the EU - counter checking on e.g. job sites doesn't yield much.

16 clusters rolled out. rebuild, refactored, remade everything new, ported everything, made an entire new platform the last couple of months.

now I can roll out an "Observability Island" as I like to call them within 3 hours from zero to data ingestion.. 🥳

(excellent talk about #clickhouse for #observability at FOSDEM just now, I'm a very happy user of basically precisely this)

"Merz‘ maskuline Muskeldenker" aus "Die Wirtschaftswoche" (I'm loling hard) www.wiwo.de/politik/deut... (de)

I think I'm going to focus next year on #observability in context of better debugging and improving finding problems and testing more in the sense of probing. I really enjoy (well maybe "enjoy" is the wrong word haha) a little high speed debugging during incidents here and there.

DREI NUESSE FUER ASCHENBROEDEL (germany, since childhood :)

first day of vacation: THROWING AWAY STUFF AND CLEANING EVERYTHING :emojisdontworkoknoidea:

5 day incident but we literally drew an entire new owl...

humble bundle of some of manning's machine learning/algorithm books - strongly recommended!! I have two on paper and they're both really really good, totally worth the bundle!! www.humblebundle.com/books/math-fo

large paws of a red cat neatly sitting

don chonk's lovely fluffy paws :) #donchonk

hand drawing my calendar for 7 years now!!! or, as the cool kids call it "bullet journaling" (not that it makes me do more of the todos but at least it LOOKS neatly ;))

I was thinking how I could replace my rego/conftest "infra" tests with yamlscript because almost ALL my infra but a very few exceptions is YAML - not just Kubernetes. I was thinking something between the ease of Test::More and Ruby's servertest prettyness and rego "but with yamlscript".

looking at yamlscript.org and considering the amount of #yaml I'm dealing with this is actually appealing to me

O. is sold on "keeping up" ;)

new (used) thinkpad, new (classic) #slackware on it :)

🥃on shane macgowan today :(

red cat on desk

don chonk is helpful on O.'s desk too!

red cat on wooden floor

happy first week don chonk! :)