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@hoag.bsky.social

No neck chump. 🇵🇸

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The Cloverfield monster is back and this time it’s personal

31.12.2025 14:27 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been singing “Heihachi” to myself in the same way Lady Gaga sings Paparazzi all day today

17.12.2025 01:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bobby Layne curse was never lifted, it just tormented us lions fans with false hope these last few seasons.

15.12.2025 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Last night was a 16-bit Capcom sound effect

12.12.2025 15:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Once in a lifetime kind of show right there

29.09.2025 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Ween - All Of My Love (Led Zeppelin cover) [Live in Chicago HD, 2003]
YouTube video by Ween Live in Chicago HD Ween - All Of My Love (Led Zeppelin cover) [Live in Chicago HD, 2003]

Thumbnail is almost as great as the cover itself

youtu.be/0_ToN7_EeVI?...

29.09.2025 22:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Credits will do fine.

29.09.2025 16:00 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Riley Greene work a count challenge (Insane Difficulty)

27.09.2025 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never seen a more masterful choke job in my life lol

25.09.2025 00:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Important update 🗞️📰🚨

19.09.2025 23:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Goated stuff, but putting the horse drawn carriage on the box was a choice on Joann’s part

19.09.2025 23:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Growing up in the golden age of 3D platformers instilled that Collect a Thon mindset

24.08.2025 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coworker has a plush of one of robot masters from Megaman X on his desk

12.08.2025 14:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sad, backwards ass society we endure

27.06.2025 19:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching ip man

27.06.2025 19:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Salmon burger lunch #youknowwhatitis

27.06.2025 17:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Drop the paczkis, back away slowly and nobody gets hurt….

21.02.2025 22:08 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mark Davis knit hat hair season

02.01.2025 22:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Fraggle Rock theme still stuck in my head from watching it with niece last week

30.12.2024 20:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

More than half a mind to slap the shit out of this guy at the park that almost proudly stated his 5 year old dog isn’t neutered

23.12.2024 17:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Burl Ives The Christmas Guy

18.12.2024 19:51 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

trying my hand at stuffed cabbage rolls tonight

18.12.2024 00:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Walk With The Earthmother…

16.12.2024 20:01 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All these Lions injuries are absolutely bonkers, such rotten luck.

16.12.2024 17:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

scared money is still legal tender

15.12.2024 02:16 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Everytime we go to eastern market, i wear my eastern market beanie which makes me feel like im Rob Lowe wearing the NFL cap

14.12.2024 22:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fighting the urge to roll on the anniversary fresh realms

13.12.2024 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We simply had more pressing matters on our hands than running around a field straddling a household cleaning object

12.12.2024 23:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was a dork and hung out with dorks in college but I felt especially at peace with it whenever I walked by the soccer field and came across a game of real life quidditch being played

12.12.2024 22:25 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I remember the car ride on the way home from the theaters with my mom and brother was nearly completely silent. We were all stoked to see it too.

12.12.2024 22:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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