I'll portent

*winces* hmm. i think my nephew is targeting me in VATS

Fifteen seconds of thousands of waxwings flying through millions of snowflakes.

#ElfGenocide #KillAllAltmer

you have no idea how pregnant i could get

me to

if you haven't got a penny ✋😌
then a haypenny will do ☝️😋

Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat 🤫

i can't tell if that's his dick you can see but if it is it's very funny to have a helicopter fly over and take a picture of your penis while you're being loaded into an ambulance in handcuffs

typically

we used to fight about who b shoppin and who was houngry or in paris..

ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

Obsessed with this 80 year old Japanese guy who blogs about driving his MGB around with his wife

me too

ok now that it's been a few weeks since the charlie kirk thing and everyone has had time to process can we finally admit its really funny when someone gets shot

I think the spin off could be called sea man

hey Rob, I've got some notes on this one, if you're open to it?

bro is sitting criss cross applesauce 🤣

animal four legs morning reddit 2025 urgent

And stay away from us Manics! You kill any of us by accident, you won't be getting anything from me.

I want her to follow me back and fall in love with me

I do not believe you are prepared for that kind of knowledge. You are still a stranger to me.

oh my god that last line lmfao

im tagged in im reading ryan lizzo of my own volition

im willing to support any war bret stephens is in favor of as soon as he enlists to fight it it himself. i will even illegally enter the usa to join the army alongside him.

A man playing around with a document scanner. He’s stuck his entire face in and closed the lid, and his face shows up on CRT monitor next to the scanner. Okay, so that’s not how document scanners work, but this does approximate Aaron’s first encounter with the new scanner in law offices of Anderson, Wake, & Howe. He scans his face and prints it out. He scans his hand and prints it out. After-hours, when he’s sure the office is empty, he scans other things and prints them out.

SCANNER.BMF

just had a meeting with Michael Bonanza and Tony Cessna