I'll portent

you wouldn't know what to do with it

yeah that'll do it

if I was a marine on an aircraft carrier and i fell into water I would just swim

trying to remember what sports event made you delete all your accounts last time so I can bring it up to you

refs are in the epstein files man what the fuck is this

what are you going to do about it... 🍆💦

odd thing to say about women's hockey but I'm just glad you're enjoying the game

get your pop get your chips get your bar it's time for olympic hockey

kitchener waterloo... lovely name for a girl

it's going to be led zeppelin and it's going to rock hard without all that woke crap

just Recieved 19 SuckMes on the SuckMe app #SuckMe

mfw when i hear people would actually rather watch a sportsball than attend puzzle club with their metamour

why is that extraordinary? the only people confused by this are the center left to center right commentariat, maybe that's something to think about, James!

im just sitting alone in a room saying to my self "they should make this but without all the politics" out loud

all I have ever wanted in my life is to be the most valued recurring guest on a podcast

you're getting there... we're getting there...

they havent yet developed a load-bearing post on bluesky. no big essential ones yet.

saw this post beamed into the night sky. now that I'm here I'm sort of disappointed to see it in context.

Clicking around that Gmail modeler of the Epstein emails and unfortunately I really like "I came to know dcath" followed shortly by "I am in Dan Diego"

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ah but you're missing the forest for the trees here: the party is for everyone else, to reaffirm the love of hot dogs and explosions

revelations about them, you could say...

that's right we are christ and you're the other feller...

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my name is Pauly Amore

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I'm going to smoke crack here 👍

You may also summon entertainment to your throne room. Your predecessor found this most invigorating. Speak with me if you wish entertainment.