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dude you've gotta try that milk that takes like a year to expire

YouTube video by ThePriceMaster The PriceMaster (full version)

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

If your review average is a 7 because everybody gave you a 7, that's one thing. If your average is a 7 because it's half 10s and half 4s, that is how you know it's The Good Stuff

I stopped listening to Kojima's podcast because it had way too much Geoff Keighley content but tuned in for the episode with Oshii where he tortured Kojima by telling him how he'd logged 100 hours in Death Stranding and hadn't started the story yet.

I mean, if I'd directed such a world-changing, genre-defining artistic masterwork as the original Ghost in the Shell movie, I'd avoid Fallout 4's main quest like the plague as well

my most anticipated game right now no contest

The Night of Black Knives #ELDENRING

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

FIRST THEY CAME FOR MY NEIGHBOUR AND I WASLIKE FUCK YOU LEAVE MY NEIGHBOUR ALONE

Tl;dr: The vast majority of adults will never have to interact with our age assurance systems and their experience won't change, because we know Discord and how people use it, so we're designing to respect privacy and deliver a safer experience while minimizing friction for adults. Hey folks – I’ve been on Discord since very early 2016 and actually joined the company in 2017. Safety is one of my areas, so today’s announcement on our blog is something I’ve been pretty involved with. I’ve always cared about Discord's approach to privacy (E2EE for A/V was another of my projects here), so I figured I’d add some more context to today's news. I can say confidently that the vast majority of people will never see age verification. I say this because we launched age assurance in the UK and Australia in 2025, and we have some pretty good data on this now. The idea here is that we can pre-identify most adults based on what we already know (not including your messages!), and that looks to get us pretty far here. No face scans, no IDs, for the vast majority of adults.

And if you are one of the smaller subset of folks that we can't definitively pre-identify, then still, you only have to do it if you're accessing age-restricted servers or channels, or changing certain settings. That's really not most users. (Altho... might be more Redditors, tbh.) Last, I know that there is concern about privacy and data leaks. That's a real concern. The selfie system is built purely client-side, it never leaves your device, and we did that intentionally. That'll work for a bunch of users who aren't pre-identified as adults. But if you do end up in the ID bucket, then yeah, you're right that has some risk. We're doing what we can to minimize this by working with our range of partners (who are different partners than the data leak you read about), and if it's any help, we learned a lot internally from the last issue. But I get if that doesn't necessarily inspire more confidence. Anyway, we’ll be sharing more next month as we get closer to the global roll out about the system, including the technology behind it in March. I honestly wouldn't be happy if we didn't build something good and I am excited about what we’re launching, but please let us know what you think when we share more details. And I really appreciate everybody's feedback here today. We’re definitely reading it!

Discord is already starting to walk things back a little, so people should keep doing what they're doing (cancel Nitro, leave feedback/criticism, direct contact through support tickets/phone/email/etc)

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Proceeds going to Immigrant Law Ctr of MN & The Peoples Laundry MPLS! Get em while you can…

no Mr. Morality Police but Kiwami 3 might be the most morally nightmarish remake ever made. There are probably infinitely worse ones out there as a game but this is the first time i've felt like things were made with a boiling maliciousness towards the source material and everyone who got em there

If you're gonna read any quote from an article on the game, let it be this one, because I think it sums up a lot of the feelings of fans pretty succintly

Which brings us back to the funniest video in internet history.

spending a decade - that’s ten years, or 12.5% of an average human lifetime - making a fighting game only to immediately go ohhhhh wait a minute fighting games don’t make as much money as league of legends and we already own that let’s fire everyone

Idk if I’ve seen a franchise lose so much good will so quickly with its fanbase than what’s been going on with the Yakuza games

they hired a voice actor to play a Creep who has openly admitted to multiple cases of sexual harassment and assault

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the RGG Yakuza 3 situation is so completely fucked up. absolutely abhorrent and unjustifiable. what the fuck

a screenshot from yakuza kiwani 3 feature series main character kazuma kiryu

The movement to remove voice actor who has admitted to sexual assault has Yakuza fans at their breaking point: aftermath.site/yakuza-kiwami-...

if the civil rights movement was the second (or third) American Revolution we are living through its counterrevolution

Yuri Dirty Pair please lock onto me with your thigh missiles and fire

a man in a white shirt and tie is driving a car with a national geographic logo on the bottom ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is driving a car with a national geographic logo on the bottom

with emma eating pizza a little stoned in a 100 year old theatre about to watch the 87 Dirty Pair movie feeling like this

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)

WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.

SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

Liu Bei visits Zhuge Liang three times at Luckin Coffee.

To: Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com] From: Sent: Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM Subject: Re: florida visit? good typing! oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING. On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: i am tied up until aug On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM, wrote: You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months. I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job. think What are you doing next week?

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

"Epstein class" is terrific not simply because several of them are directly tied to Epstein's crimes, but because it strikes at the corruption, immorality and impunity of that entire circle.