🇺🇸Bazooka Joe🇵🇷

Jury finds D.C. ‘sandwich guy’ not guilty of assaulting officer Sean C. Dunn admitted he flung the hoagie at a federal agent. His attorneys called it a “harmless gesture” of protest as Trump commandeered D.C. police.

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Oh, No! Trump, 79, Attempts Indian Accent on Asia Tour The president went into full embarrassing grandpa mode at a summit in Gyeongju, South Korea.

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Happy Halloween 🎃

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Tell like it is….

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Melania Increases Tariffs on Canada to 10,000% to Retaliate for Katy Perry Dating Justin Trudeau The First Lady's move has further imperiled relations between the US and its northern neighbor.

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Trump Furious at Having to Pay All His Hard-earned Bribes to E. Jean Carroll Plus: Trump explains why Epstein drawing can't be his work.

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Opinion | Bazooka Joe, We Meet Again — The Wall Street Journal A lost piece of gum in a hotel hallway brings back memories of my midcentury summers.

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Trump Offers to End War With Harvard if They Admit him to Freshman Class “Harvard blew their chance to admit Donald J. Trump in 1964, and now they have a chance to fix that,” he declared.

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And, you can learn to manipulate your body to give the polygrapher false readings.

Use of these devices have been known to give inaccurate readings. The science is BS.

Skateboards and Livestreams: DHS Tells Police That Common Protest Activities Are ‘Violent Tactics’ DHS is urging law enforcement to treat even skateboarding and livestreaming as signs of violent intent during a protest, turning everyday behavior into a pretext for police action.

This! I am sure that many cities will fight this. Good thing too!

DHS Tells Police That Common Protest Activities Are ‘Violent Tactics’ | WIRED

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Opinion | We asked 5 AI models to fact-check Trump. Here’s what we learned. Though Trump appears to support AI, that does not mean AI supports him.

Didn’t need AI for this but there it is….

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MAGA Candidate Calls Texas Floods ‘Fake’: It’s ‘Murder’ Kandiss Taylor, who is running for Congress in 2026, insists that someone manipulated the weather.

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Read This: "MAGA Congressional Candidate Calls Texas Floods ‘Fake’: It’s ‘Murder’"

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Trump suggests hosting UFC matches at the White House US President Donald Trump said Thursday that he’s thinking of staging a UFC match on the White House grounds with upwards 20,000 spectators to celebrate 250 years of American independence.

Somehow this strikes me as sacrilegious of the office. 😖

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Opinion | Actually, Secretary Hegseth, Harriet Tubman was a war hero Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is wrong to consider stripping her name from the USNS Harriet Tubman.

Actually, Secretary Hegseth, Harriet Tubman was a war hero

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In Satan's world. What the GOP is doing is ourely evil.

Somebody's going to hell

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This is an interesting experiment to watch. It would open many eyes if it works.

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The Computer-Science Bubble Is Bursting Artificial intelligence is ideally suited to replacing the very type of person who built it.

I benefited from this ‘Golden Age’. Sad to see it go.☹️

Onward through the fog! 👍

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I Don't Grieve His Hatred, Trump Supporter, I Grieve Yours. Trump Supporter, this isn’t about him.

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Remember when we had an honest President with a sense of humor? Those were happy days. 😉👏👇

Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding After Tent from Amazon Basics Collapses Venetians who had protested the wedding’s presence in their city erupted in jubilation.

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Did the shoe inserts not get packed for the trip? Asking for a friend.

YouTube video by MeidasTouch Trump has MELTDOWN in WH at DISASTER EVENT

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Another mysterious anti-Trump sculpture appears on the National Mall This time, featuring clips of President Trump dancing. The White House was not amused.

Love it!

Another mysterious anti-Trump sculpture appears on the National Mall

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Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norway Trump said he deserved the Peace Prize for “dropping a million bombs on Iran.”

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