You need to divorce that man so you can marry him again

May I have your address please so I can join you for that lovely sounds meal? I’ll do the dishes…

If you toss it to him the right way, he’ll catch it in his moth and swallow before he knows the pill is there

Second the motion

Still too fancy. Store brand cheese product slices

@phlyflyers.bsky.social

Can’t say specifically why, but I’m glad I did

Lots of both, scattered all over the city and out into the burbs

What manner of things will you be doing here? Many great choices

Mine lift their heads from whatever position they assumed when sleeping, give me a very smug look, stretch and go back to sleep. Pretty sure they’re reminding me that I am merely the slave who brings the food

I fail to see the problem here

Cool is selling them short. Those are extremely cool at the very least

Glad you found something that works for you

They’re amazing live. This will be my 12th time seeing them. Just wish it was a place with better acoustics

Getting warmed up to see them on Saturday

YouTube video by Halestorm Halestorm - Freak Like Me [Official Video]

Currently in a hard rock mood.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4sXo...

Depending on what you’re listening to, your song might become a duet

You stole my plan…

You underestimate my ability to find something to complain about in ANY situation…

I’m excited to exercise in air conditioned comfort

Days like this are exactly why I have a rower in the basement…

Please do

It really is rude how little credit biting one’s tongue gets.

May you have another 10 years together

That’s as bad or worse than a turkey burger without warning. Food has expectations.

Time for this to come out again:

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I love being a lightweight. Cheap nights out and I get to go to bed early

How able they just let you deal with your own mental health in a completely harmless manner?

We saw, we liked

Good luck in your interview