Noel Garwick

"Attacks on satirists are a warning and will lead to a broader censoring of free speech"

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30.09.2025 19:08 — 👍 229    🔁 61    💬 2    📌 2

What form of sociopathy required them to need a court order to stop doing this?

12.07.2025 20:25 — 👍 26889    🔁 6577    💬 873    📌 430

2 panel comic Panel 1: Girl: "Don't you think you can enjoy movies better if you watch them comfortably at home?" Panel 2: Boy: "Ooh? You don't say...?" Boy: "Isn't it just because you don't have any friends to go to the movies with?" Girl: [Angry face]

12.07.2025 17:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[Professional Development Plan]
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? What role would you like to grow into?"
Hopefully recovered from the existential crisis this simple question has caused

Nailed it 👌 😎

04.04.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

19.01.2025 06:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[Pitching a pizza buffet on a new vertical]
"Two words: wakes and funerals.
Sad people don't care that your product is mediocre.
And all you got to do is pat them on the back and say 'please accept our Gondolances'"
Gondoliers: Was this pitch created just so you could use that pun?
"...
Yes."

06.01.2025 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

06.01.2025 22:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.

05.01.2025 16:04 — 👍 36353    🔁 9489    💬 1217    📌 876

Gotta love how the editors at the Post thought they would protect their tycoon owner by killing a cartoon... instead they made it go viral

05.01.2025 17:57 — 👍 1779    🔁 367    💬 25    📌 17

It ain’t him y’all

Bro didn’t Escape From New York just to keep carrying around the whole crime scene five days later

09.12.2024 18:57 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0