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@cramp.bsky.social

⚒️ They/Them. Hardware technician/modder. Test engineer. Silly billy.

50 Followers  |  57 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 06.06.2023  |  1.5802

Latest posts by cramp.bsky.social on Bluesky

for those fooled into believing this marketing i have a game called “peek-a-boo” that may be of interest to you

26.02.2025 22:14 — 👍 4024    🔁 321    💬 76    📌 6
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me when I try to take that sweet first sip but it's still too hot

28.01.2025 05:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

EVERYONE needs to name their kid Luigi. We might observe some nominative determinism 🧐

23.01.2025 16:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dying while looking for Bigfoot? Cringe. Couldn't be me.
Maybe if they were looking for Mothman then I'd give a fuck.

31.12.2024 08:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*chippy
oops

18.12.2024 08:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pins were broken off of this little choppy on Pokemon Yellow. GRIND BAYBEE GRIND and we have the pins exposed and can jump them :)

18.12.2024 07:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Every single HDMI pad was torn off this Series X

Holy shit lmao

18.12.2024 01:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nintendo can never give Luigi a gun now

11.12.2024 05:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Was ordering Papa John's and wasn't sure if the wings were any good, so I googled it.

I was not prepared for this reply.

09.12.2024 19:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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LaserActive time

01.12.2024 23:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Skin care tip!!

peel it off just peel it all off it shouldn't be there it needs to come off

01.12.2024 05:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Big news for fans of made up words

21.11.2024 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Do I do it? Do I make my dreams come true?

17.11.2024 15:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gamers

31.08.2023 08:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just reballed a chip without a stencil or any solder balls.
Just hot air, flux, and touching the solder wire to the pads until they were the right size then pulling away.

26.07.2023 03:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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PicoBoot mod and LED/Battery upgrade for a buddy of mine. 😌

04.07.2023 03:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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her name is jinx she's very sleepy :)

03.07.2023 09:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Now spinning...

02.07.2023 22:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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made this a few days ago I forgot why

02.07.2023 21:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Had a Jungle Green N64 in that wouldn't display anything. Checked the board, so problems. Problem was the expansion pak. Reflowed and measured the resistor arrays and one section was reading 234 ohms!

No worries. Just gotta solder in a resistor for each part of the array.

And it works!!!

22.06.2023 01:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Xbox Series S won't turn on and I guess it's because this thing fucking exloded

21.06.2023 23:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Practicing my Beedle "YA YA" rn

14.06.2023 19:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[waking up with a horse head in my bed]

(exasperated sigh) you guys…

03.06.2023 19:33 — 👍 52    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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When I say I'm gonna put a gun in my mouth this is the gun

13.06.2023 04:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Repaired a customer's failed GameCube PicoBoot install. Ripped a leg clean off the chip and destroyed a pad. Easy fix. Just grind away the IC package to expose the pin so you can solder to it. Run wire through that via and solder to the other side for extra security. Then UV mask it. Voila.

13.06.2023 04:23 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna get a Prince Albert at Claire's tomorrow <3

07.06.2023 08:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Selfie I took while pissin
(It was loud af)

06.06.2023 22:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Repaired a sad attempt at an HDMI mod install in an N64.

Kid should have just hired me to do the entire install. Would have been cheaper than hiring me to fix it.

06.06.2023 06:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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