Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️

Tomorrow we have a Friday the 13th right before Valentine's Day, so naturally I had to do a heart themed flash sheet! We'll have these and so many more to choose from. Hopefully we'll see ya there!

Requiring a passport to vote isn't gonna work out like Republicans want it to when most of Maga has never left their hometown, let alone the country, except for that one time on Jan 6th

House Republicans should investigate what Trump was doing to the kids in those files if they're really worried about pelvic thrusts.

Speaking as a trans woman, I think the only competition I'd have a biological advantage at is a hotdog eating contest.

For nearly a decade trans people have been called child predators and groomers for merely existing. So it's crazy finding out that Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Jeffery Epstein, the Andrew formerly knows as a prince, Bill Gates, Steve Bannon, and more, were trans this whole time!

Price went from $4 million to $400,000? They must've found a meth lab in the basement.

In 2009 Stephen Hawking threw a party for time travelers and only announced the party after it happened. Because no one showed up everyone just assumed time travel isn't possible, but turns out it was because time travelers didn't want to party with a pedophile.

The wildest part about Stephen Hawking visiting the child rape murder island is that it was ADA compliant. Epstein island apparently has so many ramps it's gonna be a map in the next Tony Hawk Pro Skater game.

Just finished doing this fun Digimon tattoo.

We've been talking about this for so many years with no resolve that I'm surprised we haven't entered the "Is it Epstein or Epstain?" Mandela effect discourse.

Everyone named in the Epstein files is building bunkers, including the one on the Whitehouse lawn. They know what's coming and I hope all of their fears come true.

Wild how for an entire decade MAGA slandered ever lgbtq+ person as a PDF file with absolutely zero evidence but after a metric fuck ton of evidence is dropped that the current administration are some of the sickest fucks on the planet, it's crickets.

Surely this precedent will be applied fairly and without bias.

If that shit really worked they'd be filming the next season of RuPaul's Drag Race on Texas death row.

You can tell even Christians believe Zeus is more powerful than their god because Christians have been preaching "Pray the gay away" for decades to no success, but now with conversion therapy they think shoving a lightning bolt up a queen's ass is the cure.

“You can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns"

~Donald Trump

I mean, dude's head does look like an eraser.

I'm hearing rumors that the wives, spouses, and partners of Trump's gestapo are leaving them, and no one else wants to date them either. I guess it's true what they say, ICE guys finish last.

I've done a lot of coverups over the years, but this is definitely one of the Stranger Things 🥁

I can't believe I was denied a job with ICE. I have an inverted penis and they said it was too big to apply 😭

If any nuclear capable countries wanna go ahead and wipe the US off the map, go ahead. There's nothing left here worth saving.

ICE agents would absolutely be that kid that shot up their hometown highschool if they had bothered to graduate.

Hey real quick, do we still have to go to work and pay rent when the civil war kicks off or no? I don't have enough PTO for this.

Some days I have too much fun at the tattoo shop!

A narcoleptic submissive rock band call ZZ Bottom.

When the waiter brings you your noodle dish but it's undercooked.

Trump is dying and desperate so the only resources he wants from Greenland is Shark fin soup.

How To Sue ICE Agents When Your Rights Are Violated DISCLAIMER: This post gives you general information so you understand the basics and know what steps to consider.

Apparently, they get paid per arrest. Doesn't matter who it is or where or what.

Everyone arrested needs to sue the pants off them! Start here:

mitchthelawyer.substack.com/p/how-to-sue...

Then talk to ACLU-Minnesota: www.aclu-mn.org

How long y'all think until it's "Fishing boats smuggling drugs into the US from Greenland?"

A Christian missionary dies after trying to spread the word to a remote island of cannibals. Someone should have explained to him how this was a bad idea as if he were ate.