Gregory Janks

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The fact that Fede Chiesa is on this list helps explain this season.

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Reckon we'll find out if Jones has really been sent to the dog box or not 😂

you and me both 🤞

There will be increased pressure to do well in the cups as well. Pair that with limited squad rotation and player overuse as we discussed yesterday and

Jesus, I hope I'm wrong.

For those clinging to xPts as part of the process argument, there too the gap is narrowing. We are now on 41 xPts (vs 39 actual), so 1.64 xppg.

In short, you are right to worry about the Bees!

Chelsea averaging 1.72 ppg this season. At that rate, they get to 65. We would have to go at exactly 2.0 ppg to match that. Since the start of calendar 2025 we have averaged 1.71 ppg.

There's not a lot of evidence to suggest Carrick would be successful long-term (1.57ppg at 'Boro 😂). No idea on Rosenior (he is a weird dude, but I liked watching Strasbourg, as you know). But the new manager bounce can be effective. Doesn't really matter: making up 4-8 pts over 13 games is tough.

Had a long conversation with someone I trust yesterday. It honestly took ten minutes of back and forth for him to convince me that there was a serious amount of chatter about us "just being unlucky". This was just before the "we controlled the game" nonsense started appearing here.

Ha ha. That's exactly where my mind went. If this is the input to the model predicting we will finish sixth, we are well and truly dusted.

good times

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Fucking grim, mate

Liverpool are bigger favorites away at Sunderland than Man Utd are at West Ham. Well done, lads. Good process.

I'll have what she's having 😂

Love everything about this. Especially the you know trying to score goals from open play part. Also not significantly outperforming their xPts. No notes.

Glad you got a kick out of it. More than I can say for our team of late, unfortunately.

literally

now do "literally"

good read this

Can confirm Arne does not follow me. Probably his best decision of his tenure tbf.

Still trying to understand how Ayling and Bamford are allowed to play for opposing sides tbh

peachy

Which metrics should we look at?

At the risk of sounding like a broken record (who, me?), our 10-game rolling average npxGD has been within one standard deviation of the season average for all but five match weeks.

Liverpool's press is broken and has been for quite a considerable time under Arne Slot. Words for @squawka.bsky.social. t.co/9PA5YNZfVF