Jordan Van Essen

I miss you too! I hope you had a delightfully spooky night. 👻🧡

Picture of a cute gay guy in green lightning while wearing a skeleton onesie and a jack-o’-lantern necklace, holding up a peace sign.

Happy Halloween followers! Here’s my first face pic and it just so happens to be profile pic from last years spooky festivities. 🎃👻

I'd like to solve the puzzle. 🖕😆🖕

Using all of my mental energy to focus on the positive things in my radius lest I become completely unhinged.

It sucks when the people you count on the most can’t support you in the ways you really need. I guess I should be grateful I have any support at all, but I still feel let down all the same.

Wish I’d seen this duet when Cyndi played my town on this tour!

Share a random horror GIF 😱🖤

I can has one plz?

A Jet2 holiday would fix me.

The four horsemen coming for all your CEOs

A screenshot of Ozzy Osbourne lying on a bed in sunglasses and a black tshirt with a caption from him saying: listen, all you got to worry about is getting through today.

Rest in power Ozzy 🖤
#ozzyosbourne #inmemoriam

Lady Une absolutely, without a doubt had dissociative identity disorder.

Best movie I’ve seen this year.

I’ll just be over here melting and patiently waiting for Halloween.

a collage of three anime girls with different colored hair Alt: A collage of the four anime girls that make up the Knight Sabers in the 80s anime Bubblegum Crisis.

Watching this forgotten classic for the first time tonight. #bubblegumcrisis #anime #mecha
#80scyberpunk

I didn’t realize The Onion had a print edition. 🤯

Good morning gorgeous! 😍

Lol yeah, seems a little big for a mini pinsch! My boy was like 40-50 lbs in his heyday.

Do you know your dog’s breed? They look so much like my childhood dog Roscoe it’s scary.

I was finally able to break back into this account after accidentally getting myself locked out, I hope all you dozens of followers missed me. 🙃

I just CliffsNotes current pop culture then hyper focus on the obscure niche stuff that I’m into the rest of the time.

The young adult novel “Stuck In Neutral” by Terry Trueman explores this concept. My seventh grade teacher read it aloud to us and it has always haunted me.

Jesus Gordon, that would be so damn sweet.

Yes, I’ve been having a lot of issues with vids playing on here over the last few weeks myself. I kept wondering if it was something on my end.

I needed to read this tonight, thank you.

Stay tuned! 🤪