Here are some sayings we haven’t heard in a while:

-“Hold your horses!”
-“She really takes the egg.”
-“You’re the bee’s knees!”
-“Cash Money Records taking over for the 9-9 into 2000.”

With all due respect M-W, however Whitney said it is the way to say it.

👏SOMEONE 👏TELL👏THOSE👏FOUR 👏CALLING👏BIRDS👏THEIR👏FEATHERED👏ASSES👏COULDA👏JUST👏TEXTED👏I👏DON'T👏NEED👏TEN👏MINUTES👏OF👏SQUAWKIN'👏ON👏MY👏DAMN👏VOICEMAIL👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

Yay!! I love Clue! The movie, the game, everything

Netflix Announces New Competition Series Based on the Hasbro Board Game ‘Clue’: Get Details A new competition series is coming to Netflix that will see Hasbro’s famous mystery board game ‘Clue’ brought to life. The streamer is describing the upcoming series as a “real-life gam…

A 'Clue' reality show is coming! Netflix is producing new competition series based on the Hasbro board game: bit.ly/4mVVccu

Robin Thede (@robinthede) on Threads The queen @erykahbadu showed out last night at the Hollywood bowl! And bonus, my love @durandbernarr went ahead and lit up the stage one time!

www.threads.com/@robinthede/... @forthemasses.bsky.social Eryka Badu

@forthemasses.bsky.social justice sending a hello from Iowa. I’m glad I saw you posting on here today and knew we followed each other.

@ichawkeye.bsky.social it’s the first Iowa football game since my dad died in April 29th. Cheer extra loud today. Frank will be cheering In heaven. ❤️❤️❤️

If you don’t have a library card go get one. Even if you don’t plan on using it right away, go get one. Keep our libraries alive.

A friend of who????????🧐

Wig? Really?? Aren’t we tired of trying to recapture something that is gone? #RHOA

The United States Air Force is set to deny retirement benefits to transgender folks who have served and earned them. If you think this is right then you can kiss my black ass French style.

@twolnl.bsky.social the Halloween candy and snacks are out already. I’ll eat them as I mutter about it being too early 😀😀😀

This explains the deer by my house today. We are a few blocks behind the Quarters student housing and almost never see deer but there was on this morning.

🚨A federal judge in Los Angeles has temporarily blocked ICE raids and other arrests in LA and surrounding areas unless there’s “reasonable suspicion” of immigration violations that aren’t based on “apparent race or ethnicity” or speaking Spanish or English with an accent.

@twolnl.bsky.social 4th of July is over so Halloween celebration can start!!!

#TEAMTHREE bc what you mean da baby can't get no Christmas in July??!

Sounds good to me. Potato is a potato

If your ass hadn't already surmised that the Walking Circus Peanut is in the Epstein Files, then you are a shitty as hell surmiser.

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

SOMEBODY BRING THESE BACK PLEASE

“Hold my earrings” 😀😀 she was getting ready to BRAWL

I’m sad to say she “represents” some part of Iowa. So it MY handicap, Medicaid having ass she talking about.

Angie Thomas (@angiethomas) on Threads I can’t stop laughing

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Chris Brown, after getting away with being an abusive asshole for years:

Everyone has been telling me to rest this week. Visitation, funeral, burial…. My body is doing too much.
Today 18 and I went to hy vee. I forgot the words Diet Coke. 18 said “ you have to rest tomorrow, your brain stoped” 😀😀😀😀 #grief