Scholar of the First Zyn

Reskeet if you HATE America!

First lastfm Friday on Bluesky, reblue this thing!

Me and my On Repeat

Bro your leitmotif is playing right now, are you okay?

The biggest thing holding Bluesky back rn is the fact that it doesn’t have a draft folder. I enjoy my little collection of half finished “I need her so biblically I’m gonna kms” posts

She will dance again 💙🇮🇱
7/10

Okay so it turns out he wasn’t…THIS time though, he’s all the way back

If you can’t find me later I’ll be

Lowkey sleeping in bed hits different when being comfy and cozy in the vibe

Guess we’re doing this again

3L of law school is your professor saying "the supervisors were palsy walsys" in a lecture explaining employer retaliation

February 2024: The Eagles Super Bowl parade is rolling down Broad St. AJ Brown and I make eye contact as I toss him a beer. He smashes the beer against my skull and shotguns it, killing me instantly. The crowd loves it. Everyone is happy.

Sorry to the rest of the NFC, but Jalen Hurts is all the way back

Not to be that guy, but I am willing to commit any number of petty and grievous crimes to get my hands on the new le creuset colorway

This is where I post from btw

Got a 12 hour ban on tw*tter for tweeting at the Brave’s mascot, free speech is dead…

Right now the richest white girls you know are in the upper east side drafting the worst IG infographics you’ve ever seen

The difference between Al Jazeera English and CNN is so incredibly stark right now.

Happy hour in the 4HL. The weekend has arrived.

If you knew even half of Chadwick’s story you wouldn’t try to compare him to that pop culture swill. He’s the real deal, please show the world’s greatest treason investigator some respect.

Dianne Feinstein (1933-2023)
Rest in Power

@chadwicklivingston.bsky.social glad the world greatest treason investigator is here now.

Life SUCKS everything is FAKE and NOTHING is real
(One Adderall and a cigarette later)
There are cathedrals everywhere, for those with eyes to see.

This me and the girl from Chicago I’m seeing

Bro your leitmotif is playing right now, are you okay?

"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.

Whenever they get around to making another 007 movie, I think it’s extremely important that they stick to the tradition set by Daniel Craig and subject the new Bond to a CBT scene in their first outing.

Finally secured the invite, shoutout Lizrummy