Benzington

Carasoul, Knoxville, TN

Dance party. Just play “Not Like Us” on a loop while everyone crip walks. Invite Serena and Kendrick as honored guests.

Y’all. Bernice King doesn’t get the attention she deserves. She is a national treasure.

Leo wants to employ you as his own personal dinosaur expert. He has quarters.

Also, I love you and this sucks and I wish I could cuddle on a couch with you and watch Marvel things and eat fried chicken and drink Manhattans until we pass out.

If they can tell me the gender of my embryo in a freezer then literally nothing means anything about any of this. It’s all a messy distraction.

Not a girl’s girl, I see.

Tbh didn’t mean to label it as adult but let’s be real, Presbyterians can be a bit salacious.

Dear Presbyterians, I’m trying to migrate all the things away from M*ta. Therefor I created a Reddit space for Millennials. I’ll hook you up with a link.

Meanwhile, someone else needs to make the other groups.

Sleeping cat photo for tax.

#Presbyterian

My sister worked for him. He and Rosalynn both were living saints with a bit of salt.

Jimmy Carter: the greatest of the great men. What a treasure he was to this life.

In solidarity with the Teamsters, I suggest everyone stop ordering from Amazon.

Bashing? I left a while back. What happened?

If the purpose of a tie is to keep the head attached to the neck, then 1. If it’s to keep the neck attached to the body, then 2. But being a lady in 2024, I don’t know what the purpose of a tie is so it’s a mystery.

I came here for the MP love, and stay for the excellent political commentary.

Cloud
Butterfly
Whatever

It’s better than the bird app

I’m already Millennial confused by the fun internet lingo and trends here on this cloud app and I’ve missed this!

Maybe he should be less baldly anti-Palestinian…

We’re doing the shorter catechism in Sunday School and oh boy is this shit blowing some minds.

I am indiscriminately following people whose bio includes something about loving cats. Is that you?

It’s because there’s no curry in it! Chicken Divan without curry is, well, basic garbage.

I’m a Luddite, so probably not

Ooh me!

I got four likes on a post asking if it’s just you and me. I’m popular in this universe!

@hknorton.bsky.social is it just you and me?