Sarahdactyl

Everything is memes now

A ‘friendship ended with Mudasir’ meme updated to show Trump and his new friend Zohran, instead of his old friend Steven

Literally couldn’t think of anything else seeing the pictures of Trump and Zohran.

Now Zohran is his best friend, maybe we’ll even get a little socialism as a treat

There is a Bills holiday movie?!

I don’t know how we live in a world where people think crypto is real and trans people aren’t

Thank you for you service 🫡

That's rude to Alexis 😂

I still think it's mostly private equity brain, where they don't realize that cuts only work if your goal doesn't involve having an actual business at the end. No one wants warmed over hospital food for $20 at a strip mall with a bad experience.

The absolute last thing people want is more unpaid work on top of the work it already takes to get care under the US health insurance system.

I would like to see the same game, but with your choice of the music of Genesis (Peter Gabriel) or Genesis (Phil Collins)

Figuring out I could just be a little guy at any age really unlocked my gender identity for me 😂

36 year old man: Boy
36 year old woman: Crone
36 year old non-binary: Just a little guy (non-gendered)

a screen grab of a tweet about ocean spray cranberry jelly: **Buy my BOO-k** Emily J. Edwards…. 1d i should take a moment to remind you that Ocean Spray is actually a cranberry growers collective and by supporting the superlative "goo in a can" name-brand cranberry sauce, you're supporting workers and small farmers oatmeal influencer **Buy my BOO-k** Emily J. Edwards .. 1d: so many reasons to love Superlative Canned Goo this holiday season Lindsey Becker @lcatebecker • 1d Replying to @MsEmilyEdwards Plus, their manufacturing plants are

My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!

Yeah, not really interested in sharing space with people that are furious Trump is going after them instead of us Brian.

Maybe we can make sure we’re all included in the tent before you try to bring in the people that want us to die?

‘You could have a lovely day full of ice cream, or this rectangle that tells you bad news…’

Girl, we want the fucking ice cream! Give me my ice cream and go away!!

It feels like post-Clinton in the 90s the media decided only things Democrats do are scandals, no matter the scale. I’m not sure if pundits are reacting to that or just steeped in the same bullshit

Oh yeah I muted him, no one deserves attention online, certainly not a guy crashing out and hyper focusing on bothering non-binary people

I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.

I was born yesterday, nothing bad could possibly happen on the internet!?

"I don't believe mods need to exist" is such white man shit I can't even

Make taxes expensive status symbols again

“Ended up” is so unconscionable, how do these people live with themselves?

a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera in a room . Alt: The kombucha girl meme where she goes.."no....well..."

NYTs when faced with Ms. Rachel: Must be a terrorist
NYTs when faced with Epstein: He makes some good points about being very rich!

Mathemagician is an excellent term.

I think you’re right that learning how to use these tools is going to be important, in addition to your baseline understanding.

I do wonder if it’s a difference in what you’re using it for, in the end.

You’re using it in a machine learning way, for coding, it’s not really creating anything, it’s following a set pattern. That’s great.

When asked to create something from whole cloth the value just isn’t there for me.

What do these nut jobs have against pain medication?

Senator, one of us gets a say in how this turns out, and it isn’t me. Please impress upon your colleagues that the enemy within our gates and cannot be negotiated with, no matter how friendly they may appear at the Senate gym.

Many of our lives depend on you. May you and your colleagues act like it

We also know the sting is only going to hurt you, though, so we're willing to give it a shot!

Same and same.

Do we know if the House needs to vote on this? It all makes me so tired.

As per usual @marisakabas.bsky.social nails what’s happening. Subscribe to her newsletter if you haven’t already, it’s great

They will be lucky if all they face is a democratic tea party if they do this nonsense consultant brained bullshit