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Lingufacturer. Mead-maker. DIYer. Decolonizer. Fountain pen enthusiast. Thwacker of uncooperative technology. Purveyor of bespoke languages. Kjipuktuk, Mi'kma'ki. /ʤəˈmɪn/ he/him 🇨🇦

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Not at all. I mostly just copied the Wikipedia format for languages anyway, and just moved the infoblock to the left. I initially wanted to create a template, but I think every conlang is variable enough that each one is going to need a fresh endeavour anyway.

01.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Front page of an info-sheet about the Valthungian language including in-world facts and statistics, alphabets and phonology, samples of modern and historical scripts, and a translation of Schleicher's Fable.

Front page of an info-sheet about the Valthungian language including in-world facts and statistics, alphabets and phonology, samples of modern and historical scripts, and a translation of Schleicher's Fable.

Back page of an info-sheet about the Valthungian language including in-world facts about the language's typology and morphology, a list of common words and phrases, and a brief description of the language's "real-world" history.

Back page of an info-sheet about the Valthungian language including in-world facts about the language's typology and morphology, a list of common words and phrases, and a brief description of the language's "real-world" history.

I've been working on creating a template that I can use to "showcase" #conlangs in an easily digestible way in which conlangers can find the basic things they look for while non-langers can appreciate some things about it without choking on grammar. Here it is for Valthungian so far:

30.09.2025 23:17 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Hopefully I’ll grow into the space a little before long, but please let me know if there is particular content you’d like to see – or, conversely, that you wish I would stop posting about!

03.09.2025 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’d like to subscribe, I’d appreciate it (it’s free)! Even if you just sign up and filter it off to the bacon folder for now, having some followers will let me figure out how some of it works and what sorts of features are available.

03.09.2025 16:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Brandaje, mwaldu! (Hello, world!)

I’ve set up a Substack where I can post some long-form, nerdier, less ephemeral content about #writing, #language, #conlangs, and maybe some other things like food, recipes, plants, or whatever other topics my AuDHD brain decides to hyperfocus on.
lingufacture.substack.com/p/brandaje-m...

03.09.2025 16:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks, this is helpful. That's a little disheartening about the Nazis, but sadly it's hardly even unusual among social media platforms lately. Anyway, I will probe a little more critically.

27.08.2025 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d like to do some cooking/baking stuff, too, but that might have to wait until I have a navigable kitchen. Any other sort of content you’d like to see on there? Any advice from experienced stackers? (3/3)

26.08.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It seems to be a blend of the better parts of various social media platforms – but I haven’t really got a great sense of how it all works yet. It would probably be mostly #language, #linguistics, & #conlang content; maybe some specific stuff about Valthungian, Europic, and other pet projects. (2/3)

26.08.2025 00:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been thinking about creating a #Substack, since it seems like that’s what all the cool kids are doing these days. I like the idea of how it’s organized – blog/essay-style posts, shorter tweet-type notes, audio and video posts, the ability to block AI from reading your posts: (1/3)

26.08.2025 00:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I guess it will be a couple more days before we know if it's going to hit Nova Scotia, or any land at all for that matter. But based on this trajectory, it doesn't seem like it could miss us completely. It would be nice the bulk of it stayed out to sea and we just got some nice, soaking rain.

16.08.2025 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I know we need the rain, but this seems excessive.

16.08.2025 18:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

NB: I have decided that the collective term for 'imp' is an 'impropriety'.

12.08.2025 19:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One day I will catch the imp who writes my footnotes.

12.08.2025 15:13 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I love a good dad joke! But I'm not a Soc'ul' dad, so as the proverbial dog says, "I guess I'll open this one!"

11.08.2025 18:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you know any jokes in your conlang(s)? Are they still funny in translation? Drop your best con-side-splitters below!

11.08.2025 17:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1

“Six?” the father exclaimed, “But I only gave you eight pieces in all to share with your brother! Can’t you count?”

“Of course I can count,” the daughter replied. “But he can’t.”

11.08.2025 17:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rough translation:
A father quizzed his young daughter with a math question: “I buy ten pieces of candy and I eat two, then I give you the rest and tell you to split them with your brother. How many pieces of candy do you have left?”

The daughter replied: “Six pieces.”

11.08.2025 17:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

‘Raniso kanik reþin,’ anþahōf so dǭtra. ‘Ekis nē!’

11.08.2025 17:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

‘Sǣs?’ rōðiða sa faðra, ‘Ekik gaf þis āta þatǣn, forðu ferǣgna miþam brōðra þīnin! Hwa ni kantu reþin?’

11.08.2025 17:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So dǭtra anþuroðiða: ‘Sǣs dǣlins.’

11.08.2025 17:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A Valthungian joke for you:

Faðr’anþrúskiða fra rǣnina sīna dǭtra žunga: ‘Javik tǣjun swœutinins byǧa, jauguk tfōs ita, jāþna givik þis þa lif ja þik ǣkna, þū ižas miþskǣðna þam brōðra þīnin skylis. Hwǣjugas swœutinins ǣftu nǭþ?’
#conlang #conlangs #conlangjokes

11.08.2025 17:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Faugun Hauvahravist!
Happy Lughnassadh!

Not a bad day's work: Six gallons of pear cider, a gallon and a half of wheat beer, and a loaf of sourdough beer bread. It smells heavenly in here! I also made a pint of homemade non-dairy pistachio ice cream, but we ate it, so no picture!

09.08.2025 04:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Making some bread for Hauvahravist (Lammas/Lughnassadh) today. Why must the bread-baking cross-quarter always fall on the hottest day of the year?

08.08.2025 14:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Cranberries - Zombie (Alt. Version)
YouTube video by TheCranberriesVEVO The Cranberries - Zombie (Alt. Version)

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15.07.2025 06:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
4 Non Blondes - What's Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by 4NonBlondesVEVO 4 Non Blondes - What's Up (Official Music Video)

youtu.be/6NXnxTNIWkc?...

15.07.2025 06:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Garmarna - Herr Holger [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Massproduktion Garmarna - Herr Holger [Official Music Video]

youtu.be/H48yxj33Dss?...

15.07.2025 06:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Les Misérables | Do You Hear the People Sing?
YouTube video by Universal Pictures Les Misérables | Do You Hear the People Sing?

I had a bunch of other Revolution-themed posts, but I became unconscious and now it's the 15th. Anyway, these too:
youtu.be/1q82twrdr0U?...

15.07.2025 06:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Depeche Mode - Where's the Revolution (Official Video)
YouTube video by DepecheModeVEVO Depeche Mode - Where's the Revolution (Official Video)

Where 𝘪𝘴 the Revolution?
youtu.be/jsCR05oKROA?...

14.07.2025 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

* There was the Glyndŵr Rebellion in the early 15th century, but it didn't really work out as planned, and wasn't really a people's revolution in the traditional sense, but if you want to nit-pick, here ya go.

14.07.2025 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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